Reasons NOT to be a vegan
Posted By
Allie 420peta2.com
Take it from someone who knows...
The smell of meat will start to make you sick
People will think you are abusing your children
The only vegan foods restaurants ever have are fish, chicken, and Jell-O
Vegetables are alive too
When you eat more plants it leaves less for the animals
No one will ever believe you have stopped eating all animal products no matter how much you repeat yourself
When you don't hunt animals they die of starvation
If you are a boy it means you're gay
If you're a girl it means your crazy
Vegans can't get all the nutrients they need and die at an early age
All vegans are hippies – is that what you want!? IS IT!!??
People will assume you are very health-conscious and are SHOCKED when you drink. (though a meat-eater smoking surprises no one… hmmm….)
People will sneak meat into your food
Vegans think animals are more important than people
You will get spam e-mails from people telling you "7 things you didn't know about PETA) Including *gasps* that PETA's goal is "total animal liberation."
You can't have your appendix removed because "don't vegans need those?"
189,365 people a day will ask "what do you eat!?"
Potatoes have eyes and lettuce has a head but you eat those…
Cows like to be milked. If you don't do it they explode
One day you might be stranded on a desert island with a chicken and not know what to do
Random people will argue with you for hours about PeTa (pronounced pet – a for those of you who didn't know)
You will spend your life in constant fear that you will give someone a bad impression of all vegans
You will outgrow it someday… it's just a phase your going through
Abercrombie and Fitch's new Fall line includes wool sweaters that all your friends will have – enough said
You will have to watch the only other vegetarian you know eat a bag of gummy bears and polish it off with a few marshmallows because she "doesn't want to be extreme"
You feel the obligation to memorize a long list of facts and statistics to run through during every argument
You will spend as much time defending your diet as you will eating it
Meat tastes good and stuff that feels good is ALWAYS RIGHT – a fact you will soon be made well aware of by your friends and family
You will hereby be known as "the vegan" not "Sally," "Ben," "John," or Megan… just "the vegan"
God told people to eat meat – you are defying the word of god
People will ask when you plan on eating meat again
You will have to take a lot of expensive supplements
Finally…. and worst of all…. Your doctor won't like you anymore :-)