Hello….hope you guys are good…I know I haven't blogged in a while…but hey I hear I been sending out mad bulletins!!...ha!...a couple of peeps have complained but let me just share one secret….um come a little closer…cloooooser…. HIT THE FUCKIN' DELETE BUTTON YO!....FOR REALZ!....hahaha….anyway ….it's just that in these crazy myspace times I guess you gotta use extreme measures…it's the new guys who are running that part of my site…they don't give a FUCK…ha!....gettin' them views/plays up!!....so if this pisses you off ….sooooorrrry….love you anyway…

Soooo…I just got back from the west coast where I had a little tour and then stayed in LA recording for a while…I had lots of adventures…met tons of cool people….you KNOW who you are….some of them even came to visit me while I was in LA….I feel like I need an "I survived my trip to LA July '08" t shirt though…I had some good times eating medical grade pot brownies which are really ridiculous…these are not your grandma's brownies yo…or even your Vermont-living, snow boarding college buddie's pot brownies….these are FUCKED UP…I solved the entire world's problems on them so if you guys have ANY questions just ask… ; ) … also I was in my first earthquake!!....5.8 muthafuckers…my LA friends were like, "that was a damn good solid introductory earthquake….for a beginner"…fuck yeah it was!...it was pretty scary…my adrenaline went through the roof and it took me like an entire day to calm down…which brings me to another interesting plot twist during my trip…I was house sitting a 'very good friend' of mines place in LA who happens to own a snake and on the 5th or so day I passed by the little snake pit on my way to get a beer and notice that there ain't no snake snakin' around in there….fuck…I see a little crack between the two screens that clearly says 'there is a snake on the loose'….great…now I'm not really scared of snakes but it's in my nature to stay away from any and all snake like objects….i was born this way it's not a choice.... ; )

…so on the same day as the earthquake I was going to sleep the 5th night in a row with a snake "missing" in the apartment…pretty much all my friends thought I was crazy and said that they could never get any sleep in that situation so I was pretty impressed with myself...fuckin' bad ass I am….especially after a night of pot brownie paranoia where my buddy Cristian's girlfriend gave me a whole speech about all the 'horror stories' she's heard about people finding their lost reptiles in the grossest ways possible…I'm like "whattaya mean?"…and she says "wellll, I mean what's the warmest spot in the apartment?....you….and then what's the warmest spot on you?"….ummm….gulp….naahhhh…fuck that…ima be fine yo…I'll just sleep with my hand down my shorts …no different than any other night… : )

…but back to the night in question….earthquake night…soon to be known as earthquake/I found the snake night….it was 2:30 am or so and I hear noise in the other room…not a lot of noise but persistent…I try hard to ignore it cuz I wanna sleep…but finally I get outta bed and look around warily and hear it again and look to my left and there on the vanity table is a pair of sun glasses moving by themselves and a snake tail sticking out from the pile of trinkets ….yikes!…so I basically got my second adrenaline rush of the day and did my best Steve Irwin impression and scooped his slippery ass up into some fucking plastic thing using only a broom handle and some rubber gloves as a my tools (kids don't try this at home) and voila!….he's back in his sad little habitat and now it really sinks in that he was there sliming around the whole time …which oddly freaked me out more than him being loose cuz I had convinced myself that he had moved on to bigger and better things and was maybe partying it up with some hot starlets somewhere and not lurking around my general vicinity…oh well…at least alls well that ends well….

…once again thanks for all your support…and hey listen …bulletins are your friend…and that's what we're all here for …right ?...friends ….otherwise just go be a hermit somewhere…that's pretty fun…and then you can have your hand as a friend…right?...P!nk said it so well…I don't know what I'm saying but yeahhhhhhhhh….caffeine is my friend….and so are you…ttys…l.p.