Comics & Women. My greatest friends and enemies who've disrespected, dismissed and under-estimated me, dumping coal in my locomotive. As of Novmber 6 2009, I DECLARE WAR.

War on stupidity, ignorance, unsupportiveness and doubt.

I DECLARE that within less than two years, you will see James Ervin Berry on TV, SOMEWHERE. I DECLARE I will never stop until the revenge of my success chokes the piss out of your illusions of condescending arrogance. I'm quite content with every comic on the planet THINKING they're better than me.

Much like life, comedy iis a journey through which every person has their own path. We cross paths at times and journey together at times. The destinations are similar occasionaly, but we never end up at the exact same spot.

DESPITE your best efforts, I will end up at my spot. By plane, bus, train, motorcycle, bicycle or tricycle... I will walk, I will crawl...I will get to that spot. And when I get there, I will rock it like Tupac on "Same Song".

JAMES ERVIN BERRY IS OFFICIALLY UNHINGED AND UNLEASHED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.