Any suggestions of what I should name my IPhone?

On reading my Freewill Astrology Horoscope, I LOVE you Rob Brezney!, i'm now open to taking suggestions:

LEO (July 23-Aug.
22): Futurists predict that in 30 years many of us will have robots as our best friends. But I believe it's already the case that machines are our boon companions.You may not have a name for your computer or iPhone, but you interact with it as if it were an animate and intimate assistant. Music or TV or talk radio right be turned on in your home around the clock, providing a constant flow of comforting noise.I know people who derive a sense of coziness from the hum of the refrigerator or the rumble blowing through the heating vents.Have you
ever talked to your car? Kicked a temperamental appliance? Used a sex
toy? This is the best week ever for you to acknowledge your symbiosis
with the alien life forms we depend on. Now go kiss your laptop.Caress
your toaster.