This afternoon my girlfriend and I ended up taking my little nephew for a walk (well, we walked, he sat in the pram) around Highgate Woods. It was very pleasant and leafy and middle-class. We managed to successfully get him to chase balls and sit on the swings without damaging him. Fortunately, he didn't do a poo as neither of us much fancied changing a nappy.

On the outskirts of the wood, sitting on a bench, wearing a chequered shirt and talking on his mobile was Ben Wishaw, star of Perfume, I'm Not There, Criminal Justice and Nathan Barley. I would have said hello to him (and triggered an awkward conversation in which I expected to be treated as an equal, rather than some random stranger) but as I said, he was on the phone. Maybe he wasn't really on the phone, but didn't want to talk to me. Yes, that would make sense.

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