Before children, I could not handle even one stain on my clothing. Man, it would bum me out to dirty up my clothes. Now, after having a baby, I might wear a shirt with 10 stains on it from my kid. Puke? What shirt doesn't have puke. Babies will shoot everything onto the parental units, and I mean everything! What am I going to wear today, does it matter? "Ummm, I think I will wear my Meters shirt with 5 baby stains, man, I'm going to look sweet". Here's a current picture of my stain maker..
