There are very few things more frustrating than when you have gone to the supermarket. collected all the things you want to buy, bread, milk, perhaps some meat, or even some vegetables or Quorn if you don't eat meat, or just didn't want to eat meat on that particular day. (after all I would hate to exclude vegetarians from this hypothetical misfortune.)
 
Vegatarian.
So, you've got everything you wanted from whichever supermarket you are at, having done all the hard work, and then as you are queuing up, Kanye West, TI Lil Wayne and Jay-Z all apear out of nowhere and start rapping in the quiet interlude as you are waiting to pay.

Logistically, you are fucked, you have to split any royalty payment you may have got from your visit to the supermarket a further 4 ways. As if that isn't bad enough you begin to develop a reputation as someone who is no good unless they have 4 big named rappers featuring on their visit to the supermarket, which in some ways is even worse than having a reputation as someone who is rubbish without 4 big name rappers appearing on their album.
Although there are few things more frustrating than this, one of the things that is more frustrating than the afformentioned supermarket catastrophe, is Bono.

Bono is probably mentioned in about 5000,000,000 blogs a day, He has probably been mentioned in 5000,000,000 of my previous blogs, alone which no doubt pampers his ego even more than the fact that he has probably halved the amount of people on the planet with AIDS, reduced world debt by 10 and met lots of world leaders and had their picture taken with them.

Bono having an amusing joke with former pope John Paul II

Bono having a laugh and a joke with Communist leader, Mikail Gorbachov and Saxaphone player, Bill Clinton.

Bono with newsreader, Trevor McDonnald.
Bono is not only famous for being a tireless charity worker and superhero, but is also the lead singer of a band named U2. My favourite picture of U2 is the one where two members of the band are looking at the camera and the other two are looking in other directions...
 

Obviously, I have set up a bit of a red herring here because the majority of pictures taken of U2 involve two members of the band looking off into an imaginary distance, while two look at the camera. All you need to do is take a guess. you have about a one in 5000 chance of getting it right, so good luck with that.
Their latest 'effort' called 'how to dismantale and leave behind the tree', is a "return to form" according to Q magazine, but then again the last 15 U2 albums have all been described by Q magazine as a "return to form", because Q magazine have a template saved on Microsoft Word, personally put together by Bill Gates for them, Gates of course being a close personal friend of Bono.

You wanted Proof? Here is proof, not proof of the friendship between Gates and Bono, but the deceased rapper from D12 and personal friend of Eminem... you need to look below to see proof of Bono and Gate's friendship...
 
Bono, having a mess around with hyper-rich Bill Gates...

And just in case you wanted to see it, Bono's gate.
Bono could quite easily have the best gate in the world, and be in the biggest band in the world, but he has a lot of detractors...


but he has friend in high places, There are even suggestions that he bribes Q magazine for good reviews, but these is another school of thought which suggests that because U2 have released pretty much the same album the last 8 times, and that is why Q magazine have used the same review over and over.
If you are considering buying the new U2 album, consider this, you are a fucking twat! you need to get your head together and start thinking about some alternatives to the U2 album, and I am not talking about the last Killers album or the Kings of Leon. You need to start, in fact no, just fuck off, you shouldn't even be reading this blog, fuck off! just FUck oGF.
I'm so angry at you I can't spell properly.
Still, the more he does for charity, the less I have to do.
 
But just so that there is no loose ends, I'd like to proove that Proof and Eminem were friends...

there is no evidence they were lovers.