We had a visitor on the ship the other day. She claimed to be from the future, but I didn't believe her. Captain Adam, who'll believe his own lies, bought everything she was saying. Man, sometimes I hate him so much. What if this woman was sent to the ship to kill us? What if she wanted to abduct us? The security tapes show just how transparent her ploy was.

Sure, she was cute and all that. And funny, in a devious kind of way. But still, I don't want some woman I hardly know telling me lies. Not that I want a woman that I know well telling me lies. Or anyone telling me lies. I'm all about not being lied to. Unless it's to spare my feelings. Wait, was she trying to spare my feelings? And to what end?