There were 3 alumni out on the town one night and they came up on a nude body of a woman who was half way out of the bushes. They called the cops,but until they came they thought that they should try and cover her up in some way.The first guy put his Big blue hat over one of her breast,the second guy put his Spartan hat over the other breast...in seeing this the Ohio State fan put his hat over her groin area.The Michigan fan looked a little confused so  picked up the hat and looked under it ,and set it back down...he picked it up again and did the same thing...finally the Ohio State fan said, what in the hell are you doing!! are you some kind of pervert or something?!!...The Michigan fan said ,uh no I'm just a little confused, because every other time I've looked under an Ohio state fans hat I usually see an Asshole!!!