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11.2.09
3:24 pm
November always seems to
disappear.
Thick
weekend.
Blood and fetus clogged
weekend.
I went as Stiffy the Priapic
Clown for the party and, apparently, I am a bit more frightening in a clown suit
with full make up, wig, shoes and squeaky nose and sporting (because
that is what I do with them, I sport them) a ten-inch
erection.
Go. Fig.
We had an excellent and mixed
turnout with almost no surly douchebags.
The Machete Vignette was a
total, blade-swinging success.
Gourds and apples alike
were air-chopped.
And the bathroom....a reeling,
roiling Nightmare.
It was a thing of
beauty.
Topping it.
Always topping it.
Then, Sunday, I ran in the New
York City Marathon.
Ah...through the New
York City Marathon.
I ran through the New
York City Marathon.
To get to
Brunch.
And a very fine Brunch it
was.
I had arepas
benedictos (eggs Benedict with arepas instead of English
muffins) with a side of some of the greatest chorizo I've had since
France.
And lots of coffee with lots of
sugar and cream.
Then, I played a delightful
game called Critter Crunch for several hours before delving deep into the 20th
season of The Simpsons.
Man oh man have they gotten it
right.
Nary a shit episode to be seen
and I'm fourteen deep, people.
They have rekindled whatever it
was they had.
Again, not as perfect and
timeless and etc. as seasons eight and thereabouts, but sterling, excellent
stuff.
AND, this blew my fucking mind:
they redid the intro.
After twenty years, they redid
the intro.
I believe this was spurred by
the digital switchover.
Everything is now super
detailed and just looks so much richer.
And I'm watching this on a flat
screen, non-HD monitor from over five years ago.
Thoroughly enjoying every
moment.
And this morning, I ate apple
pie for breakfast.
Cue the Springsteen and they
turn it off because he sucks blue collar ass.
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And there are now three more
spots up on zapnewsapp.com, including Kitty Cam.
Go there and be
soothed.
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And finally, I just found
out that tomorrow I have off.COCAINE AND
WHORES!!!!!!
WOOOO!!!!
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