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Gender: Female
Status: Married
Age: 100
Sign: Gemini

State: Illinois
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/3/2006
Friday, May 23, 2008 

There were ten winners in the latest contest. Names were drawn by Mr. Lane. So if you didn't win, it's all his fault. You can send hate mail to him in the comments below, and I will be sure to forward them on. I emailed the winners telling them they were finalists. I also told them to watch for an email from Amazon. It was like a surprise inside of a surprise, because they all won.

Congratulations to Miss Pickle, Stacie, Mindy, Robin in Wonderland, Lucid Kim, Dawn, Da Beast, Sara, Heidi and Sheri! And thanks once again to our generous mystery donor! I also received a surprise gift card. Isn't that crazy and awesome?!

If you would like to follow or participate in The Four Agreements book discussion, click on ANT's link. He will begin in June.

It's that busy time of year again, where there is a ton of work at the house, in the garden, fundraisers for the teen center, houseful of kids, animals wanting to be walked at all hours. But I am writing like a beast out of control! I only wish I had a huge place to send all of these goodies to. I want Saturday Night Live or Mad TV.

How do I get there? Anyone know? Do I need an agent or manager or both? Should we start a letter writing campaign? (hint, hint lorne@lornemichaels.com) Did you know I am in Lorne Michael's top friends on MySpace? What does that mean??? What do you mean, what does that mean? It means that he and I are practically BFFs, duh! (BFFs = Best Friends Forever) I wonder if he knows. Hahaha!

Is anyone else Twittering? If you say, "What's that?" your answer is no, or not yet. Twitter is a micro blogging system, and another way to stay in touch with your friends online. Like we need anymore distractions, right?! You post simple updates throughout the day so your friends and family know what you are doing. If you want, add me. I update a couple of times a day. It's just a couple of sentences so you can keep tabs on me. My user name is LoisLane1972.

Michael Buckley hooked me on Twitter. If you get hooked too, don't blame me, blame him. He is my latest comic relief addiction.

My birthday is coming and since the kids and Mr. Lane asked what I want, I am trying to decide. Why is it when you are older, you just don't really care anymore? Seriously, if I get a card, a plant, a pooper-scooper, whatever, I'm a happy camper. In my younger days, I'd have flipped a biscuit if my old man bought me a pooper-scooper as a present.

For Mother's Day, I got a card with a dollar. Lane 2 gave me a spa treatment. I'll post the photos below. Yes, one whole dollar and a card, and I was completely happy. Like everyone else, we've been throwing every last dime into the gas tank and into the house, which leaves little to no play money. Maybe it was all the effort my daughter put in, or the quality time we shared, whatever the case, it was fun. See for yourself...I can't believe I am putting these online.




This is cute and intentionally upside down. Lane 2 had me sitting in the bathtub with a pillow and blanket. She also pulled my hair back in a pretty hot fashion.



After heaps of blue eyeshadow, which one can never have enough of, the child tried to pull a Tyson on me, and bite off my ear.



Here I am picking a winner with my ghetto nail job. Yes, that is hot pink with silver tips. Kind of like a French whore manicure.



And here's Lane 1, Lane 2 and I all crammed in the bathtub. Good times!

Have a great and safe weekend!
Jennifer - P? B?

 
Lois, I loved the pics when you posted them in your album and I still love them. Such fun you have with your kids. That is more valuable then any bought gift could ever be and you know it, that is why you are content. Actual thought and love mixed with the crazy sense of humor you have obviously instilled in your children, what more could a mother want. You are blessed.

I want Lois Lane!!!! I want Lois Lane!!!! I want Lois Lane!!!!


MadTV is my personal favorite, been watching it since it started. I still love all the reruns and you tube clips. You are perfect for MadTV.
 
Posted by Jennifer - P? B? on Friday, May 23, 2008 - 2:10 PM
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Jennifer - P? B?

 
Yeah!!!! First on LL's blog. You little garden bug you. How about some photos of your garden?
 
Posted by Jennifer - P? B? on Friday, May 23, 2008 - 2:11 PM
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Jennifer - P? B?

 
Oh and you know I twitter. I love reading the messages from you and Heady, you girls are nuts. NUTS!!!! How are those lips of yours??
 
Posted by Jennifer - P? B? on Friday, May 23, 2008 - 2:12 PM
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SarahJenny

 
I was SO happy when I won the book! Yea!!! Congrats to the other winners as well!! And, again, a humungous THANK YOU to you for the contest, and to the mystery donor! It's a gift that I am sure to cherish! :)
 
Posted by SarahJenny on Friday, May 23, 2008 - 2:13 PM
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Jax

 
Hi Lois!
Congrats to the winners! I would be happy to write a letter, or 20 for you!:) You have such talent and always have me LMAO!
 
Posted by Jax on Friday, May 23, 2008 - 3:12 PM
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Soul Man
Benjamin Goldstein

 
WOW I would totally watch you on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE and i would even tune into Mad TV just to watch what you'd do! You should totally get a tape together and get it to LOrne Michaels You are too hillarious to not be on television. Of course I'd really have to get over this hangover before I wrote an email to Lorne! Why does Captain Morgan's have to follow me home?
 
Posted by Soul Man on Friday, May 23, 2008 - 5:15 PM
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Jennifer

 
Congrats to the winners.

I love Michael Buckley too! He is an absolute blast to watch.

Good luck with maybe submitting your writing somewhere. I think you would be successful. Tell Loren we need more women on SNL. The ones on there are great, but we need more...you could be fabulous!
 
Posted by Jennifer on Friday, May 23, 2008 - 5:39 PM
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Emerald Flame

 
OK am I the only dirty minded fool who thinks that twittering is something that happens when you get horny?
 
Posted by Emerald Flame on Friday, May 23, 2008 - 6:51 PM
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Heidi

 
I just googled " twittering" and this was one of the definitions.

"To tremble with nervous agitation or excitement."

Horny can lead to an Orgasm...So your not the only dirty minded fool Margaret. ..But I would take out nervous agitation...lol

Sorry to be a blog hog lois.

xo
 
Posted by Heidi on Friday, May 23, 2008 - 9:10 PM
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Heidi

 
My new fsvorite word then! heheheh :)
 
Posted by Heidi on Friday, May 23, 2008 - 8:34 PM
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Heidi

 
" favorite"..I got a little too excited.

I posted at Nonewz and I don't see it anymore so I'll just cross post here.

Thankyou Lois and Mystery Donor..I never won anything before!..Congrats to the other winners!

I just wanted to say I Payed It Forward to a friend who couldn't purchase the book as I already received one from another friend for my birthday. I hope you don't mind..And there was actually a Balance so she will forward the rest and buy another book for another Colony member.

I luv to spend a weekend with your fun, crazy, family!
 
Posted by Heidi on Friday, May 23, 2008 - 8:39 PM
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in Wonderland
robin wonderland

 
Thank you......thank you...Mr Lane...Lois Lane.....and mystery donor !!!! I am so looking forward to June's shared experience .
Happy belated birthday...I love the idea of the dollar in the birthday card....awesome!!!!
Cute pictures !!!!!
Congratulations to all the winners....

xoRobin in wonderland
 
Posted by in Wonderland on Saturday, May 24, 2008 - 12:41 PM
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n. knight♥
Nicole Knight

 
well auntie Lo, i must say you are getting quite popular. It may just be that you are giving away totally rad && free stuff to total strangers whos whole life is to sit and wait for people with lives to talk about their fun times. but when you get rich and famous, im expecting you to remember the little people. and i hope you end up on MadTV or SNL. you are perfect for both, although, i think you would be better for MadTV because they are alot more harsh and well Aunt Lo, you can be pretty harsh sometimes. :)
but i love you
 
Posted by n. knight♥ on Monday, May 26, 2008 - 3:32 PM
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