Listen people: I put a lot of time and thought into this (yes, I
Lois Loca Lane actually wrote this crap) spread this bad boy around so my mother can email it to me in roughly 6 months. In case you're wondering, I'm a combo of Operation, Life, Connect 4, & Jigsaw Puzzles.

The smallest of things can tell a lot about one's personality. The
following is a list of childhood games, choose your favorite and tell me if
the description is uncanny.


Operation: This person pays attention to detail, is meticulous
and plans very carefully, realizes life is fragile, but enjoys the
surprises it brings (like when you hit the sides). They laugh at queef
and fart jokes and basically enjoy all bodily sights & sounds. They
have a sense of humor and can laugh at themselves. They are always up
for a challenge.


Hungry Hungry Hippos: This person likes to take life fast and
furiously, they rush through most daily tasks to get to the party at
the end of the day. They are insane when it comes to oral sex, they
make like that plastic hippo and just go to town. They like to be
around a small close group of friends who don't mind being picked on by
each other but they don't like being alone. They've been known to take
candy from babies, as well as cherry Jell-O from senior citizens.


Connect 4: This person is strategic in life, planning every step
in their mind before acting on impulse. They don't do well with
vulnerability but trust enough to open themselves up to a select few.
They often times plot others' murders but are easily sidetracked by the
thought of chair sex, with them stacked on top, of course. They deal
best with people in one-on-one situations and enjoy the taste of sweet
victory nearly as much as they love the taste of a triple stack burger.


Jigsaw puzzles: This person is an old soul, they don't mind
being alone because they are content within themselves. They enjoy
masturbation as much as missionary position. They are self-disciplined
and love the feeling of accomplishment. They appreciate the beauty and
tranquility of nature and photography specifically naked things.


Mystery Date: This person is either a girly girl or a gay man. A
hopeless romantic who can't seem to hold down the man of his/her
dreams. They put out easily for just about anyone, certain love is in
the air. They are somewhat vain and always choose looks over all else.
It isn't unusual for them to phone a friend while in the heat of
passion to ask what they plan to wear tomorrow. They like to think of
themselves as old-fashioned and wholesome but deep down inside they are
cougars at heart, and always fall for that younger less serious man.


Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots: This person likes to go balls out
bringing a ton of energy to a relationship. They have a strong
self-image. No one scares them because they are pretty sure they could
kick anyone's ass. They masturbate to relieve stress and always use a
sock to clean up after treating themselves to a little quality time
with Fistina. They are fond of the drink and love to party. Not
typically ones to settle into a long term relationship but when they
find their true love, they'll fight to keep 'em.


Twister: This person is the life of the party and enjoys a good
amount of slap-stick humor. They are friends with everyone they meet
unless they are treated poorly. They spend an absurd amount of time
thinking about orgies and precarious positions for sex. They like to
experience as much excitement as possible. But when it comes to
organization skills they are lacking, but their enthusiasm is
contagious.


Dungeons and Dragons: This person knows reality bites. They
enjoy their close-knit group of friends and don't enjoy mainstream
music or movies. They are deep thinkers with great imaginations and
love role playing. They are heavy into the dominatrix world and more
than anything want to be pnwed by a heavy duty chick wearing a rubber
bra and welding gloves. Some may still reside in their parent's
basement but have since graduated to playing Halo.


Life: This person has a good idea of where they want to go in
life, work and family. They are keepers in their personal and business
worlds. Their marriage is solid and their job is their career. They
know the only way out of either is to go postal on a bitch. They have
high-hopes for their own children and are great advice givers but not
good advice takers. They prefer their sex in cars while their
passengers watch.


Ouija: This person is likely wiccan or an atheist. They are true
believers in the spiritual world, just not in a traditional way. They
have been seduced by a "greater force" sometimes resulting in
"Rosemary's Baby Syndrome." They dream of the impossible being
possible, they are eccentric in many ways but are very private about
their personal life because they have trouble trusting fleshy others.
They are open to new concepts and believe everything happens for a
reason.


Chutes & Ladders: This person enjoys everything life has to
offer. They have the highest highs and the lowest lows and rarely feel
at an even keel. They like to pop pills, and make boxed brownies. They
love to be surrounded by large groups of people and long for simpler
days of their youth, but are proud of themselves for moving up the
corporate ladder. Their favorite sexual adventures include the great
outdoors and a Slip-N-Slide with a bottle of baby oil.


Candy Land: This person is ready to come out of the closet. It's okay, honey, most of us already know.


Monopoly: This person is a planner with a strong business sense.
Unfortunately, they tend to overwork themselves and neglect the
important things in life, like body hair and their spouse. After
spending most of their lives as workaholics, they become alcoholics to
compensate for the fact that their spouse is going to leave them and
take all of their hard-earned money.


Sorry: This person is the empathetic type who always apologizes
for things beyond their control. They try to be good in bed but the
reality is, they finish before the game is over, therefore they are
once again, sorry. But the good news is, this person is very well-liked
by their peers and has a strong sense of community by putting others'
needs ahead of their own.


Battleship: This person is a military reject, likely rejected
for flat feet. They demand respect from their coworkers and peers. They
like when people go down on them but they rarely reciprocate the act.
They take life very seriously and are continually at war with their
neighbors. They like to be the first on the block to bring out the lawn
mower each week.


Mousetrap: This person has a vivid imagination and an inventive
mind. They are constantly aMAZED by the workings of the world. Their
curiosity and wonderment of the world makes them fun to be around. In
their careers and relationships, they tend to be the big cheese. They
enjoy the movie Green Mile and the book Flowers for Algernon.