THE 2008 DEATH CoucH Top 3's Awards

1-Biggest Logo: 1-Sensory Defect (Takes up a whole cushion) 2-Rectal Cumshot 3-Cholera

2-Smallest Logo: 1-Clean Cut (Its Small) 2-Drowned Child (have you seen it?) 3-RxTx (Rectal Twat)

3-Shittiest Logo: 1-Fatal Erection (haha) 2-Yellow Rabbit Mask 3-XcomboverX

4-Colorful Logo: 1-Vivicide (Neon Green) 2-ButtVomit (Orange Cheeks) 3-When Girls Go Through Puberty (Tampons)

5-Disgusting Logo: 1-CrotchVomit (puking Vagina) 2-ButtVomit (puking Ass) 3-Fetus Omelet (Yes)

6-Logos FATaL Hates: 1-A Beautiful Lotus (Stupid Flower) 2-Hallucinosis (Lame) 3-Korpiklaani (FuckYou)

7-Most Time Consuming Logo: 1-KMFDM (I cared, 2 days) 2- As She Dies (its on the best place to draw on the couch) 3-Degenerhate (Little spikes take forever)

8-Gayiest Logo: 1-Skank (Ballfaces) 2-Spinecast (Slimcast) 3-Bradley Howington (He's just gay)

9-Logos I care about: 1-KMFDM (caring is gay) 2-Varghast (whitepower) 3-Degenerhate (Owns)

10-Logos I Tagged Over: 1-Jitler (shortest time span being on couch) 2-Madmax Electric Boogaloo (100 dead rabbits is there now) 3-6 foot sniper rifle (100 dead rabbits again)

11-Bands that gave me free shit: 1-Degenerhate 2-Subterranean Fecal Root 3-KMFDM

12-Oldest Bands Ive Couched: 1-Pist.On (greyflap) 2-Primus (my 1st love) 3-KMFDM ( I think theyre old?)

13-Logos I fucked up on accident: 1-Brutal Hardcore Beauties (Its Fixed kinda now) 2-Verge to Collapse (its either to or of?) 3-Honky Trio (oh! honkey?)

14-Most Improved Logos: 1-As She Dies (Transformed!) 2-Postmortem Procedures (I always retrace it) 3-Circus of dead squirrels (WhiteOut)

15-Best Logo On Jabb Hill:1-Cemetery Rapist 2-Funeral Rape 3-BeamEnt

New DEATH CoucH Match-Ups

1-Leftside of the CoucH Vs. Rightside of the CoucH Winner:Leftside(Tough Decision)

2-Top of the CoucH Vs. Bottom of the CoucH Winner:Top (you see it more?)

3-Cushions of the CoucH Vs. The Rest of the CoucH Winner:The Rest (Cushion logos can always be washed in the washing machine!!)

4-Left Arm of the CoucH Vs. Right Arm of the CoucH Winner:Right Arm (It has Jabb Hill on it)

5-Logo Runs 1-4 Vs. Logo Runs 5-7+ Winner:1-4 (it was funner and fresher then)

SPECIAL THANKS

Art Help Thanks to:13 dead productions, As She Dies, Goremonger, Dr. Satan, Orko, La Vie Gaspille, & BHB!

Music Thanks to:Varghast for the Wrath of the DEATH CoucH Track, Dr. Satan for the FATaLs DEATH CoucH Track,XcomboverX for the FATaL and the Jerksauce Track, Orkos killing trip for the Gacys CoucH Track, and Rectal Twat Coming Soon!!!

Mad Support Thanks to:BHB, Subterranean Fecal Root, Bay City, 13 dead, As She Dies, Rectal Cumshot, HORD, Hokori, Marks of sin, Degenerhate,G.O.D., and all you other crazy fuckers that checked out my shit and didnt say anything!