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In honor of the Iowa Supreme Court's April 2009 legalization of Gay Marriage.
Thank God I'm a Country Boy
(Original Lyrics by John Denver)
Well life on the farm is kinda laid back
Since folks in Des Moines finally cut me some slack
It's early work guys, early in the sack
Thank God I'm a country boy
Well my personal choices sure never did no one harm
Fraternizin' with the men folk and workin' on the farm
Us gays are filled with an easy country charm
Thank God I'm a country boy
Well it ain't Fire Island out here in the middle
It sure ain't like Frisco our community's little
Why we're out here is a funny funny riddle
Thank God I'm a country boy
When the work's all done and the sun's setting low
We put on a little Streisand and have a little show
The neighbors like Limbaugh so we keep it kinda low
Thank God I'm a country boy
I'd sing them old showtunes all day if I could
But the church and Pastor wouldn't take it very good
So I Salsa when I could, work when I should
Thank God I'm a country boy
Well it ain't Fire Island out here in the middle
It sure ain't like Frisco our community's little
Why we're out here is a funny funny riddle
Thank God I'm a country boy
Well I wouldn't trade my life for cellphones and suits
I never was one of those closeted fools
I'd rather have my disco and my farmin tools
Thank God I'm a country boy
Yeah, city gays partyin' in limousines
A lotta sad people thinin' that's the only scene
Son let me show you exactly what I mean
Thank God I'm a country boy
Well it ain't Fire Island out here in the middle
It sure ain't like Frisco our community's little
Why we're out here is a funny funny riddle
Thank God I'm a country boy
We'll I'll sing those old showtunes till the day I die
Since now I have my own man and he's forever by my side
Say partners for life and say it loud with pride
Thank God I'm a country boy
Those farm boys taught me young how to hunt and how to whittle
Taught me how to work and play showtunes on the fiddle
Taught me how to love and how to give just a little
Thank God I'm a country boy
Well it ain't Fire Island out here in the middle
It sure ain't like Frisco our community's little
Why we're out here is a funny funny riddle'
Thank God I'm a country boy
Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet (www.hoolinet.com)
Copyright 2009 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd.
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