So I went to Phillidelphia to photograph Racing Kites, providing them with some promotional images to use before their album, "We Hold It All Together", is released nationwide on September 26th via World Artist Records, and man, did we have a great time.



Collette, one of my BFFs from Kean, came along. Here she is pictured with a peacock, who immediately devoured her after this photo was taken. She was delicious.



Occasionally, one thousand pound giant tortoises like to kiss and cuddle, as seen here.



This polar bear was a star in the hit Fox sitcom, Lost, before he was replaced by a younger, more attractive polar bear. He's pretty bitter.



Sometimes band members in Racing Kites get stuck inside giant eggs made for children to play in.



Here, Adam takes a photo of a cougar... puma... mountain lion... whatever. Some kind of f*cking jungle cat. A mountain pougar. Yes, that's it.



This hippo will kill you.

Now, don't be fooled by all these fun photographs of animals and hot girls from Kean. I actually did manage to do some work here and there in between taking pictures of cute critters. Check out Racing Kites' new press photo, and yes ladies, many of these guys are single.



Better get on that, bitches.

I'll be touring with these crazy guys and my friends in Relieve Rescue for a couple of days at the end of October. Should be a fantastic time. Be sure to preorder their EP over at Smartpunk, MTV, or via their Myspace page. Seriously catch tunes...



Me and Alex, the singer, LOLing at the statue of a lion killing a boar. Look at the boar's face! He's like "Help me! Someone! I'm gonna be killed and eatten."

Sorry boar.

No one cares.