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Holly Walsh



Last Updated: 11/19/2009

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Status: Single
City: London
State: South
Country: UK
Signup Date: 5/6/2006

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Friday, May 04, 2007 
I hate public displays of affection.
Like holding hands in public.
Not least because it doubles your chances of getting struck by lightening.
Advice: use protection - wear rubber.
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Ed O'Meara

 
I'm sorry. I just put technical grafitti all over your lovely blog. Please purge.

"...and if you will attach electrodes to your partner's genitals, keep it at a low ampage."
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The funny thing about that sentence was the word genitals.


 
Posted by Ed O'Meara on Friday, May 04, 2007 - 1:15 PM
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comedyshots - Ed
Edward Moore

 
It also leads to harder forms of affection, like smothering.

I think PDAs are vile things and should be burnt.

 
Posted by comedyshots - Ed on Friday, May 04, 2007 - 1:42 PM
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Owen
Owen Matthews

 
I'm not sure Holly, I think holding hands in public is fine, as long as you skip at the same time?
 
Posted by Owen on Saturday, May 12, 2007 - 5:20 PM
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Nat

 
I agree. Its also awkward when such a duo reach things like Lamp posts, Bus stop signage and other members of the public... its hazardous and wrong!
 
Posted by Nat on Thursday, May 24, 2007 - 1:03 PM
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Kevin Bland

 
Quite right. I shall refuse to hold my 18 month old son's hand next time we are walking along a busy street with speeding cars and buses and vans and that just inches from his tiny body.
 
Posted by Kevin Bland on Tuesday, May 29, 2007 - 4:17 PM
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avery
avery lamb

 

 
Posted by avery on Friday, April 11, 2008 - 5:31 PM
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Julian

 
Hey Holly Hand-Holder (not). If you wear rubber on your feet doesn't that mean it insulates the electricity and then the lightning can't earth? Shoes off and curl into a ball is apparently the best 'contraception'. Be safe kids.

 
Posted by Julian on Saturday, January 31, 2009 - 11:38 AM
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