you don't eat no corn or nuts
but it's comin out your butt
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when you do her in the ass
and your penis let's out gas
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when your hemroids starts to flare
put that donut on your chair
your butt looks like jagger's lips
but it smells like bigfoot's dick
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in the traffic it's a loss
when the turtle's touching cloth
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when u pucker up your cheeks
and the shit makes pops n squeaks
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like a pigeon gone astray
"there's a bald guy! BOMBS AWAY!"
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it's funny, but it's true
that i'm darker than my poo
'glad my sphincter cuts the shards
cause i can't find where it starts
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eat some oatmeal then breakdance
i make boomboom in my pants
windmill flare like an ace
now my dookie's on YOUR face
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when your starfish starts to hurt
with apple dumpling hershey squirts
drop your pants down to the floor
greet the porcelain god of war
bring a book or a magazine
and let nature do it's thing
take out poopoo like the trash
as toilet water hits your ass
light a match or spray some glade
see the perty shapes you made
flush it down when your done
or scoop it out n have some fun
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as you stand to make a toast
you accidentally pinch a loaf
instead of leaving you prevail
as you proceed to grow a tail
without a flinch you take your seat
and smash the great resurfaced meat
between your legs, around your hips
you smile as people smell the shiet
excuse yourself when you have the chance
mutha fucka!!! you're wearin white pants!!!
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poopoo, doodoo, boom boom.. kahkah, dookie, shiet
stool, dropping, fecies, decor of the pit
tae, taki, merde..crap that's from the back
sinister solid sewage from opposite the lap
sphincter cut, from the butt, friggin excrement,
bowl evacuation, waste management
peanut-corn souffle..turtle, log n loaf
love the poopie talk, but people think it's gross
i enjoy my toilet time, so will my future wifey
the reason that i like the shiet is cause it's brown just like me!
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when you're surfin for your porn
and your shorts get filled with corn
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so back to droppin crap instead of talkin crap
sittin on the throne with my elbows on my lap
one major issue for a person who's real hairy
is dangling poopie particles i call the dingleberry
it smears real thick on toilet paper makin more a mess
but better on the toilet paper than on your pant or dress
be sure u wipe it clean, my friend, or else i think you know
the next time u pull down your pants a brown skidmark will show
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