Do you know one thing that has always perplexed me?
People (girls especially) who get all upset over what they consider derogatory or condescending nicknames that they get called...me personally I take them for the compliment they are.
(I am so tired of the idea of PC this and PC that...everything is what it fucking is...deal and move on.)
So anyway here are just a few that I get called that I absolutely love:
Baby - damn, depending on who says this it can sound like one of the sexiest compliments in the world
Honey - who wouldn't want to be considered something so sweet that I just want to drip over certain peoples bodies to lick off...ooops getting off track again...lol
Sweetie - again cute and sweet
Sexy - Hell, pretty self explanatory, I think
Cunt - depending on who is calling me this it can go both ways, its almost borderline
Bitch - I love this one...esp. when it comes from another girl...it means i have done my job for the day (the male version being prick)
Witch - I consider this just a slightly lower extension of the word above
Toots - This one is kinda an old favorite for me, my grandfather's friends used to call me this when I would get them drinks during their poker games
Trick - I personally think that if you can be good enough to work at it you must be quite good...lol
Hoe - Not my favorite, but hell if you think of it like a gardening tool at least you are useful
And my personal current favorite:
My Slut - notice it has the "my" in front of it? lol...sorry inside joke...but hell the word without the "my" in front of it is pretty nice too...
Any ones I am forgetting ladies?
P.S. Yes one of Xanthan's previous blogs did give me some ideas for this one so please go pimp him out and vote as he requests....lol, lord knows i didn't!!!! (sorry hon, just couldn't do it, i like ya to much
)
 | Currently listening: Clumsy By Our Lady Peace Release date: 15 April, 1997 |
|