Remember those Michael Jordan commercials where all the kids were like "I want to be like Mike" well not me I want to be like K. Fed.Hes an inspiration to all lazy people who love to spend other peoples money.He did what almost every guy wants to do get hitched to a hot chick and never have to work again, this is an accomplishment that women have been doing for years.If you dont know what im talking about let me give you the steps:

Step 1:catch the attention of someone elses girl

Step 2:Take girl from unsuspecting boyfriend(Sorry Justin)

Step 3:If shes a celebrity dont hide the relationship be seen with her as much as you can and let the tabloids eat it up

Step 4:Make her feel like you guys are soulmates(Bwahahahahahahah....soulmates...)and get married

Step 5:Get her pregnant as soon as possible and proceed to raiding the bank account

Step 6:Try to get famous for something else other than gambling away your wifes money why noy cut an album and put out the worlds most horrible song (popozao...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....popozao..)and tell yourself my wife has a loyal fan base theyll be sure to pick up my album off the hope that me and her do some kind of duet..

Step7:at this point step seven really doesnt matter youve been together long enough that the courts will give you some money if she gets a divorce so just sit back and let the checks roll in month by month...

K. FED a modern day Einstein