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Kelly Haigh


Last Updated: 11/11/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 39
Sign: Libra

City: Vancouver
State: B.C.
Country: CA
Signup Date: 5/9/2006

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Thursday, March 12, 2009 
So... I have a new band. It's just me and Frances. She curls up beside me, and howls when I hit certain notes.... I had to let her actually sing on one song. I guess it was her way of saying she was ready for the road!

Here are some reasons why Frances makes the best band mate of all time.

a.) Yesterday, she dropped a little turd into Terry's shoe by the front door. That level of evil genius is so impressive I could cry tears of prideful joy. NOT that Terry's done anything bad lately, but it's an 'Even Steven' in the pocket. Advance revenge for something he MIGHT do.  (good work, Frances!)

b.) If we went out on the road, she is the most cuddly thing on the planet. She has to curl up against my stomach, and when I roll over, she slides her front paws over my side, and slides her underbelly across me (like a warm fuzzy slug) to get back to my front side. It makes me giggle in my sleep...

c.) She really does howl when I hit the high notes... I think she's embarrassed for me... so she lends her voice to cover the really God-awful caterwauling parts of my singing! ha!   (again... nice work, Frances!) 

d.) If we go out on the road.... we can eat on the fly, and never need extra plates, because we would just do 'baby bird'... she prefers to eat out of my mouth. I guess chewing her own food is a hassle... hmmmm... maybe she's on to something?

ANyway... Our music page is available to be viewed, and we will apologize in advance for any offending of your ears!!! The songs aren't really ready to be shared... they aren't even mixed properly... and might even need bits 're-recorded'.... but with all the half finished paintings I've thrown up for all of you to see.. it shouldn't come as a surprize that I'd throw up half finished songs as well! ha! (I guess I'm always worrying that someone will slit my throat before I have a chance to finish what I'm making... So, I like to 'give you the idea'.... of where I'm going with the project... (Not the idea to slit my throat... Let's PLEASE be clear on that)
Thank you and good day! xo!

www.myspace.com/kellyhaighmusic

(Or you can find me on my friend list... I am one of my own top friends.... and now that I've read back over that last sentence, and see it in print, I kinda feel like a big 'creep-ball')  hahhaaa!





Kelly Haigh

 
"You will either LOVE it, or you'll HATE it.... ORRRR.... you might just think it's ok"
 
Posted by Kelly Haigh on Thursday, March 12, 2009 - 10:59 PM
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Ray Caesar
ray caesar

 
You sing beautifully

You write beautifully

After you chew the food and give it to Frances and she chews the food...then I would chew that food ...just because I am a lazy chewer....I would also poo in Terry's shoe if I thought some good would come of it.


I cant think of anything conversational to say about the slitting of throats.....sort of a wee bit Sweeney Toddish for my "taste"...perhaps if it comes to pass I will make a pie out of you....chew a bit and feed it to Frances........Oh! dear God I hope people know who Sweeney Todd is or that last bit is going to sound a bit off.


When I was a little boy my half brother Michus used to tell me that if I told a lie Sweeney Todd would give me a very close shave and then make me into a pie...I didn't believe him but then I didn't lie to him either just in case....its difficult to lie to half people.


Anywho ...if Terry needs the other shoe poooed in I can pop over and do that.




I tried to put myself in my top friends but I didn't accept my own friendship.


ps ... after long packaging considerations your book is on its way.





 
Posted by Ray Caesar on Sunday, March 29, 2009 - 3:05 AM
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Doreen
Doreen Nowry

 
Would you believe this page will not allow me to give kudos??? I tell you no lies, outta fear of Sweeny et al!
 
Posted by Doreen on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 - 5:56 PM
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Ray Caesar
ray caesar

 
I stepped outside my Condo today ... a rare event....and I walked past the Church just about 50 feet from my backdoor and there was a huge line-up of people...I asked a lady what was happening and she said Niko Case was singing there. I said without a thought ..."Thats Kelly's fave singer" ...the lady looked at me as if I was perfectly sane and said "I know" ( I kid you not )....there was no hope of me getting in but after I ate a very nice lemon grass soup and diet coke across the street, I stood outside the Church and listened for awhile...wish you were there.....if you were singing I would have pushed my way in at any cost and sat myself in the first pew ( I always giggle when I say "pew" even though I think that might be blasphemy )....I saved the paper you sent the nice stuff in ...even the wrapping paper was nice....I got a bit teary when I read the letter.

 
Posted by Ray Caesar on Saturday, April 18, 2009 - 5:49 PM
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K. W. Monster

 
Kelly i really like these new songs you're pumping out! they confuse me though, because they seem pretty and sweet and cute. why am i not hearing gore and decapitations?! i do like these songs a lot. i think it would be kind of cool if there was one oddball evil song mixed in with all the pretty ones.
 
Posted by K. W. Monster on Monday, May 25, 2009 - 4:48 AM
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