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Current mood:  annoyed
so, mondays i ride the bus home after a long day of driving one. it takes me two buses to get to my front door which is actually really, super convenient. here's tonight's story....
after parking my bus in stall 211 (at the very back of the huge bus base), i hoofed it into the office to see if i had any yellow envelopes of death in my box before leaving for my two days off. there was nothing and that's a good thing. it means i can relax and not think about work for 2 days. some drawn-on eyebrow white cholo lady was bragging about how she bitched out some black dude that wanted to retrieve the lunchbox he left on the bus from the driver while she was on break.
"and i told him to march his ass back across the street 'cuz his shit would still be on my bus when i go back around..." and so on.
she was standing by the door telling her tales so it was difficult for me to leave without her offering me advice on how to deal with people (thanks but no thanks, lady). i noticed the time and started to stress out about catching my first bus. so i ran to weinerschnitzel for a dr. pepper and a relish dog with 6 minutes to get to the bus a city block and a half away. i ran...i got sweaty...i caught the bus in time. now, if i had any remorse about being sweaty on the bus, my feeling were swept away in one pungent whiff of not one, but two guys sitting in the front seats. good lord, they were stinky. they were deep in conversation about fireworks shows and "seemed" to know the ins and outs and industry secrets of pyrotechnics. so, i'm listening to these stinky douche-bags ramble on and it took all of my restraint not to say anything to them...like, for example..."you two sure seem to have immense mental capacities, why is it, then, that you can't focus some of that brain power on something like finding a shower and a laundromat?!?" i was still wearing my uniform and only had to ride for a few minutes so i kept my mouth (and nostrils) shut.
bus 2 comes 20 minutes after i get off the first bus. there was a giant woman sound asleep and snoring where i had anticipated sitting down to eat my hotdog. she stunk so badly i had to walk about 200 feet away to eat my dog without feeling sick. i've been sick with a gnarly cold and hefty congestion and not even that could save me from these stinkers tonight. i wished i could burrow my head in my armpit for a while.
6:13 AM
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