Plot synopsis for M. Night Shyamalan's new movie
THE HAPPENING:
... a paranormal thriller in which a family must survive a global environmental crisis. The film will portray the earth's plants unleashing airborne neurotoxins that cause only people living in the US to commit violent suicide. Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel star as an estranged couple who must escape this apocalyptic epidemic.
That's right, sports fans. PLANTS HAVE HAD ENOUGH is now the premise of a major motion picture.
Matt, consider yourself vindicated.