She's young and quite well off. She's talked about. She's forgotten.
Worth over $*96,211 in personal savings before age 25, $2*3,300,8** inherited, to be exact, and approximately $400,000 of tangible assets...she is definitely qualified to speak to me, since I'm so important.

With her rugged tomboyish appearance, it's hard to notice the facts.
In her own words, she states, "I have no problem admitting that I am a character...sometimes, a character not too appealing in personality or appearance".
She goes on to say, "...but that's a part of the unconventional plan, that is how you come to recognize the most genuine people to keep and the ones to weed if need be".
When I asked about her past, she replied, 
"My life has been a long but short span of observations, truths, lies, scamming, travel, sex, games, decisions, disguise, ...disgust, I can go on, but I regret nothing...simply, look at my accounts!" *she chuckled* "okay, I don't normally magnify what I have and or don't have but, this life has really helped my judgements..."
"I believe the wealthiest people are those that are not [particularly] prejudice; those that realize no matter what type of person you run into, their character can be useful to some degree for your benefit".  She pauses to say, "do I sound greedy?"
I was unsure of how to answer but I think I was sensing a rhetorical question. Either way, she really didn't give me a chance to finish deciding, saying,
..."well, next year, I'll be even richer, sorry"
We shared a laugh because I totally (and finally) got the joke then. (somehow)

She comes into the interview with only $30 in her pocket ("so she says, after I asked to borrow $40"), big brown boots, lose fit jeans and a green shirt and jacket from Father & Sons, her hair braided upward (and high) as if there were stilts sitting on her head. I thought, "what a wierdo" and in my mind, I didn't understand how she got into an automobile to commute here unless she laid back, because her hair was ...just..."a sight to see"!

So now, I felt like we could get comfortable and I could really break down some questioning and perhaps get a little bit more about "what's going on" ...thinking maybe she'll cut me some slack being we went to school together back in '02, you know how I do ...make her laugh a lil ...feel comfortable..."GET THE CAKE"  :) 

TUJ: Thank you for coming, I know you were soooo busy
EB: Yes, actually I was building a personal bulldozer so I could move my neighbors ...AND... their house... and then you all called
TUJ: Wow, well we apologize but this is mandatory before the Rapture takes place
TUJ: So, I remember you from highschool right?
EB: Sure sure, I knew I recognized you...Oh so, TUJ made a big move putting you to I test?
TUJ: "Sarcasm is the moto of the Eagles!" Good thing I know that!
*laughing*
EB: Maybe everyone I encounter should have went to W. G. E. finally, someone understands my pain
TUJ: I liked hearing your rhymes...
EB: pahaaa! really? ...I was such a poseur!...gangst(er) haha
TUJ: yea right!...bust a line or two for me?
EB: No...no, I don't talk like that anymore, I love my people...
*she lays back in the orange loveseat*

*surprisingly she jumps up*
EB: "...I'm gangsta wit my Santana bandana/ both hands on the banana/ I will let it pop the propaganda/ she/ can talk for me/ she can talk all night cus I don't fight/ I got better and effective manners/ somebody get the meat hangers/ step back ma before I put you in deep layers"
*she strikes a pose*

TUJ: okay.....................I'm scared
EB: you asked... as well as, THAT's what [YOU] used to enjoy?
EB: Thank God for career development...
TUJ: lol ...So, what is this "new you"?
EB: I'm not understanding the question?
TUJ: ...So, ...what is this "new you"?
EB: Oh oooh! that. yea, sometimes the Asker has to use the consecutive questioning strategy for me
EB: The new me, well, I've got balls now???
TUJ: balls?... Brew are you gay?
EB: I'm not understanding the question?
TUJ: ...Brew...are you gay?
EB: Oh okay. "How big is the TUJ network?" ...does that answer your question?
EB: ...anyway, what I meant by "balls" was that I finally "got" the statement made by one of the ladies of Floetry, I believe it was a live recording, she says, "God is too good for us to fear!" 
EB: the new me consists of Fearlessness...and this is how I live because God gives
*she kindly says* and *we smile*
TUJ: You are so inspiring ...gosh!
EB: ...The Inspiring are The Inspired
*she winks*
TUJ: So, what is your next move after the book ...yes, I heard about the book!
EB: Oh yes, "This Journal Is Sold Out" will be dropping March 23rd, finally...ugh, my hands hurt!!! lol *wiggling her fingers* In conjunction, I don't want to sound money hungry but one thing leads to another. I will take that revenue and invest in another stream of income. I am all about blessings and security.
TUJ: What kind of stream?
EB: aaah idk, since everyone's going green, I think I'll put solar plates on top of my house that shine back to the sun ...and charge the people there for being in my light
TUJ: Who the hell says that? ...what?
*Brew stares with a straight face*
EB: ...says what?
TUJ: Solar plates? ...people on the sun? ...charge? ...them?
EB: Yes. Don't be suprised when it happens haha.
TUJ: What can we expect from, "This Journal Is Sold Out" and where did the name come from?
EB: Well... *pausing* 
EB: I CAN say this, people are the ones that make it real and people are the ones that make it fake. Like the Bible, some people take certain scriptures literal and others not so literal. But...what if those particular scriptures, were meant to be literal and all this time those people taking it not so literal were taking it not so literal....what happens? It's fake until it's real. So to YOU, refering back to your statement miss "interview before the Rapture takes place"...the Rapture is fake to those who don't believe it until it's real.

*she laughs, while I'm amazed at what she's saying as well as trying to piece together her reply to my question*

EB: "This Journal Is Sold Out" is my chest pain. "This Journal Is Sold Out" is my headache, the times when I thought I liked someone very much but...*she puts her hands up and makes a "guess I didn't" face*, this book is my misinterpretations/misunderstandings, my past, my present, but not a bio...sorry. As random as I am (I admit), can you imagine a book with me just ...talking?
TUJ: I'm experiencing it...right-now ...in live action
EB: yea...I don't know who "talked" me into "talking"..................to you! lol
EB: what I'm saying about the book is, that it's a "perceive me" reading..."take it how you want" reading...and "have fun with it" reading...it's versatile enough for the public!
EB: The name, "This Journal Is Sold Out" ...is prophecy. Now, buy up! lol

*she grabs a hand full of almonds out of her bag*

TUJ: Oh, I apologize...am I creating roll over minutes...that is, into your lunch
EB: ...Clever. You know that I'm a Veg and I eat quite often so...you may see me snacking like it's only righteous to do so except at my own kitchen table, that means, on the bus, on the sidewalk, on the toilet (well, you wouldn't be there), um at "an interview" hmm ...."buyers of my book may even see my head pop out of one of the pages with a bag of frozen grapes"...."want some?!?" ...I won't tell you guys what page that's on
TUJ: Aaahhhaa! This has really been an eventful "sit-in" with you, I want to thank you again for coming Ms. Brew
EB: Surely, thank you...it was good seeing you again
TUJ: Yes, I truly enjoyed you!

As we get up to leave the scene, she kindly wishes me well. I wonder if she's bipolar??? Not to be negative at all, like, is there a such thing as a positive bipolar patient? She has several personalities. She's calm and collected. She's funny and energetic. She's wise. She's serious. She's spiritual. I got so many "people" out of her during the short time we conversed, but as she says, "I regret nothing".
I am truly looking forward to her book, "This Journal Is Sold Out". I am certain the energy will spill out of the pages onto my forearms.

Peace and Love to all and thank you for reading the TUJ interview with EBrew!

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