Dearest Children of the Revolution,
We want your money. Why start out with a false nicety like, "How are you doing? It has been a while? Do you still work at Olive Garden?" Here at Camp Farewell Continental we get right down to it. We have released our first 4 song 7 inch. By the looks of it you have all either purchased it or shared it with each other, which is cool... In honor of our record being out there, we have decided to put another song up on our page. Yay! In the near to distant future we plan to release a 6 song 12 inch. Currently we are still in the process of gathering enough money together to fund this venture. That's why we need your help. We still have a few t shirts and blankets for sale over at The Farewell Continental Hot Dog Gallery. If you can afford it and wish to support our future endeavors, I highly suggest you buy our shit. The more shit you buy = the closer we come to reaching our dreams. Our parents already spent decades crushing our dreams. Why would you want to be like our parents? That is just mean. Don't do that. Support our dreams. Buy our shit. That is all for now. Thank you for possibly reading this.
-Richard K.