aah.. "200 Motels".. still one of my all-time favorites!!!
Janet: Don''t you have any taste? That one guy's got gray hair, and the other one's too fat.Lucy: Oh, they look so lonely.Janet: Lonely? Good evening honey, they look desperate. Desperate pop stars are so depressing when they've been on the road for such a long time, and they finally get some action.Lucy: They drool on you
John Lennon was a pretty intelligent SOB. I can't believe he didn't catch on to the obvious reference to his bride as "Scumbag" and kick the poo poo out of Frank.
- John Stewart on Yoko's speech at the recent Winter Olympics. (paraphrased)
"She gave a speech on togetherness, then went backstage and broke up Britain's four man bobsled team.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!