I'm 45 years old, yup 45, not many belive that. I am Married To Allison who is my Best friend, My worst enemy and the Woman I will spend the rest of my life with.I love you Orignal Babygirl. We have our up's and downs and I'm sure that over the last 12 years that we have been together she would have at times been tickeled to see me Vanish into thin air never to be seen again, BUT we have made it this far and I would not trade our time together for anything and look foreward to the "Quiet" years ahead as soon as all these DAMN KIDS ARE GONE ! ! Now for the Kids...... Allison and I have 2 kids together and we both have kids from previous brushes with death or as some of you will say Marriage.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Let me start my Rant about my kids with the one's that I expect the least ammount of trouble from, My Precious Daughter, Kendyl Michelle or as I call her Kendyl Mac, 11 yeard old..... A kinder soul you will not find. She has hopes of becoming a Supermodel. I know that She will be the worlds most Famous Supermodel because she has the Heart and the Drive to get anything she set's her mind too. This Girl can get anything she want's by batting her eye lashes, It's Freaking captavating when she does that, you lose all will power and clear thinking,your body Crumbles to her wishes.I only pray that she don't get me locked up for snatching the backbone,skull and all out of some Boy that has intentions of putting his greasy lil Dick pullers somewhere they don't belong. I love you Babygirl ! ! !~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And Now for the first of the 4 boys and my pick for second in line to cause me the least amount of trouble in the years to come. Christopher Calvin age 20,Wow 20...... WTF ! ! I don't rember much about the last 25 or so years of my life, but when somthing Special happens it's burned into your memories and the day Chris was born was one of them. after he was born the doctor came to me and My Dad and told me Chris was born with some problems, My heart almost exploded in my chest, with tears in my eyes the Doctor took me to the nursery as he explained his condition, I was told he was in perfect health but he was missing fingers and had feet problems as well as a Bi-lateral cleft lip and pallet. Thousands of thoughts were running thru my mind with worries of what to do, I made it to his lil crib and look down and saw his Big Blue Eyes STARING STRAIGHT AT ME.... wide freaking awake, I reached down to touch his hand and he grabbed a hold of my finger with his two little fingers and at that point a calm feeling came over me and I knew that things were going to be fine, I felt a connection with Chris and I can still feel him with me every day. Chris allways wanted to do things on his own with out help from others.... He had been an Independent person his whole life and has never ask for anyone to treat him diffrent and if you know My Son you know that there is not another like him out there, Unless it's me, his is for sure my son because we act just alike and most of the time we can finish each others sentences. Chris has gone thru a lot in his life and right now he is in Tampa going to USF and Lord that boy already has the college party bug but I trust him and know he will do right. Chris, I am very Proud of you Son and I am sure you will get everything you are working so hard for.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Whew..... hope yall ain't got tired of my short story yet,lol. And now we have Tristan Jay Ryan Womack 4 years old about to be 5 falling into the third place spot for least troublesome Child, Now he gets this spot because we still think we can turn him away from the darkside and bring him to the side Of the Good and rightous. I am afraid to also add that Tristan is a clone of me and Chris Combined, He has to hit on the car hops at Sonic and get him in a room full of women and watch him work. OMFG that boy has his fathers charm with the Ladies too, they all think he is Soooooo Cute and just have to pick him up and hold him. He also got the special power that his brothers and Sister were born with........ The one that wakes them up from a stone cold sleep anytime Dad get's aroused or attempts to gain entry to Mom's Panties, Shit he comes a running if I just catch her somewhere in the house and try to steal a kiss. We do expect Tristan to ammount to somthing we will be proud of, He is Soooo full of enegry and not affraid to try anything, Jump off the porch, no problem, Clear 5 steps going down stairs, no problem and when it come's to Video games He is a Beast, when he plays Halo on the PC or Halo 2 on the X-Box, He even trash talks saying "you got Owned Noob" and the ever popular "Sit Down Noob" his Favorite weapons are the Rockett Launcher and the Shot gun so look out.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm going to Honor My first born son Mark Anthony age 23 with the 4th Position mostly because of the shit he has already put me thru. One baby already born and living in South Carolina with Mark's Mom and another one due ANYDAY NOW Makes me a Grandparent....... What The Fuck is that all about ? Mark Anthony has been thru a lot since his mother and I divorced, Moved several times while at important points in his education, bounced from state to state and in general did not get the parental Guidence and attention I think he should have. I hope He knows I did all I could to make it so he and his brother could live with me but at that time the Mother allways had the upper hand in court.Big Bubba, as he is called by Kendyl and Tristan is a great brother, when Chris was born he was right there and you would not have ever seen a more proud brother than him, I rember Pop was holding him,when we told him that there was his little brother Chris a huge smile broke out on his face and he wanted to hold him right away. He looked out for Chris and was there to help anytime with his care. I don't think Mark Anthony ever ask me why Chris did not have all his fingers or do I think he even cared.I do know they loved each other the way brothers at that age do. I wonder if they ever give thought to what their brother is doing. Now Mark Anthony will have his own Son and I am sure he will be a good father, He has been given his " Get your Shit Together" wakeup call and I know he has it in him to answer. I am also proud of him for doing the right thing, I just hate that he has had to pay such a high price for the lesson but we learn from our experences. Mark Anthony and I will have some real intresting times ahead of us with the baby making his apperence at anytime. I will do everything I can to assist Mark and Nickey but they are going to have to work together and face some serious trials. if they care about each other as much as I care about Allison they will be fine. Someday I hope Mark Anthony will be writing down his thoughts on his family like I have done today.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well that leaves jake Brian kelly, He gets the last spot but that dont mean I care for him any less or think he is the biggest problem, I am the only father he has had since he was 2. I push him like I have Pushed Mark and Chris but right now Jake Is Allison and Myself's major concern. He is at probly what I think is the toughest age 14, He has things going on that I'm sure confuse him to no end. Girls are starting to look kind of diffrent and more intresting than last year,lots of stuff in school hitting him from every direction and it don't seem like it is ever going to slow down.He is the Big brother in the house so he is under a lot of presure to live up to the chore. As the oldest child in the house Allison and I look to him for assistance with the things that need to be done on a daily basic. Jake Has extreem potitental, he needs to tap into it and focus on what he want's to do with his life, Shit the boy is over six feet tall and could apply himself to several sports and excell but he has to also consentrait on his studies, MORE PRESURE...... I'm glad I"m not in high school anymore cause I'm sure I would blow a gasket,lol. Jake has a long road ahead of him and he is now on the entrance ramp with cars and trucks that represent lifes problems speeding all around him. Jake will get in the fast lane soon and leave all these problems in the dust while he looks back and laughes. Like the other 4 I will allways be here for Jake, to assist him the way I,as his Dad can. Allison and I have all the confidence in the world in Jake, He's a Super Kid we wish him all the best things in life and remind him we are behind him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I wish we all lived closer together so that all my Kids could spend more time with one another. Kendyl and Tristan love all their Brothers and have a special bond of their own but, when you only spend a few days a year together with the ones that live away it makes you think about how much you miss them, but as a Family we will allways hold each other in our hearts and minds.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~