1. Who are you? your boyfriend
2. Are we friends? Meh
3. When and how did we meet? That swingers orgy... good times...
4. Did you ever have a crush on me? Are you calling me fat?
5. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Sugartits. Because i picked it.
6. Describe me in one word. Hotassgirlwhoioccasionallyliketohavesexwithandisawesome
7. What was your first impression? Probably something like "Its bright out here... why am i being ripped from my warm uterus cocoon... oh, did you mean first impression of you?
8. Do you still think that way about me now? what way?
9. What reminds you of me? Burt Reynolds
10. If you could give me anything what would it be? My undying love and devotion
11. How well do you know me? Well...
12. When's the last time you saw me? Hard to tell really, I was in such a heroin induced haze...
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? your vagina tastes like chocolate... I couldn't tell you because I'd be lying to you... but seriously... how awesome would that be
14. Are you going to post this in your notes and see what I say about you? Don't hold your breath
15. What is my best attribute? Your boyfriend
16. Memory? How would I know what your best memory is?
17. If you could rate my craziness from 1 to 10, 10 being the highest what would it be? Eh, 2... 2.5 as long as you stay on your medication...

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