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This week we see the return of the celebrity gig review and a new rock chronicles strip to see us into the Autumn run.
Celebrity Gig Review
This week we are thrilled to have Prison Break Star, Wentworth Miller, here to offer his thoughts on last weekends Rock Cafe gig. Here's the actual transcript of the interview:
Liquefy: Hi Wentworth, how's it going?
Wentworth: Right, let's nod and pretend we're having a conversation.
Liquefy: Yes, of course, but we are having a conversation?
Wentworth: I've spotted a lack of security by the South exit. We can use it to make a break for it on my mark.
Liquefy: No, it's OK, we're not imprisoned, we just want to interview you.
Wentworth: They all want to interview me, we just need to get out of here quick, this location is no longer secure!
Liquefy: It is secure, we just want your thoughts on the Rock Cafe gig last weekend.
Wentworth: Right, I see. Let me find the pebble and coffee mug on my tattoo, that will give us all the clues we need.
Liquefy: You don't have it, the full body tattoo is only part of Prison Break make up.
Wentworth: Drat, you're right, the clues are probably on my butt cheeks. I'll never find them without a mirror and a packet of mints. Do you want to look for me?
[Wentworth starts to stand up]
Liquefy: No! That's quite alright, we've already solved the clue. It's Liquefy, the Rock Band, played a gig at the Rock Cafe last weekend. We just need your thoughts on how it went.
Wentworth: Ah yes, the Rock Cafe gig, I remember it well. I turned up in disguise.
Liquefy: In disguise?
Wentworth: Yes, I put my base ball cap on. It's like I'm invisible when I'm wearing it.
Liquefy: Er, OK, so. How was the gig?
Wentworth: Well, it was poor really.
Liquefy: Poor, how so?
Wentworth: Well they were on stage, making a loud Rocking noise in front of the whole venue. Everbody saw them and there was no way they were going to get out of there unnoticed.
Liquefy: Er yes. It was a performance, they should have been noticed, how did the performance seem to you?
Wentworth: Well, it was loud, infectious and got the crowd jumping around like pogo sticks, it was a great diversion for me to make my escape.
Liquefy: Cool, so how did the set finish? Do you think the night ended a success?
Wentworth: I suppose so, like I said, as soon as the crowd were going wild I made my exit before the feds could arrive.
Liquefy: OK..
[Phone starts ringing]
Wentworth: Don't answer that, it'll be traced.
Liquefy: It's just Jonsters Mum.
Wentworth: It's an unsecure line, we must get out of here now!
[Wentworth Jumps out of the nearest window and runs off]
Liquefy: WTF!?
So that's it, Liquefy Rocked the cafe!
Rock Chronicles
Breaking news
Liquefy will start their Autumn run with the RoeBuck gig. It's worth turning up just to see where Jonster sets up his drums next!
"He left his pot noodle in the shower with his last Ham Shank!"
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