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SURVIVORS OF THE UNDEAD PLAGUE
"Yeah, take a seat, jive with me. You want a Reese's Cup?" – Troy
"I've had three different step-dads abuse me in different ways, this @#$% is trivial, ok?" – Hannah

"Your baby might be dead. But that's kind of why I'm going. I think seeing a zombie baby might be really cool." – Troy

"I'll carry you on my back as far as I can." – Troy
"But I weigh twice as much as you." – Tim
"All right. Stay safe." – Troy

"Let's do it. You guys are stupid but I don't want you to die." – Damian

"I feel like it's going to end badly! She's a trucker! Have you seen Pee Wee's Big Adventure?" – Tim

"I'm going to make us some stew in the play kitchen. It'll just be apple juice with some dirty crabapples in it." - Hannah

"What kind of gun is that?" – Troy
"It's a bullet one." – Hannah

"Just because I can't find a gavel doesn't mean we can't discuss stuff." – Damian

"I guess now I'm on some guy named Hot Rod's @#% list and there ain't nothin' I can do about it." – Troy

FIVE MAN JOB
"My friend watches McGyver a lot. He's like Jesus, he makes stuff happen." – Dan

"I'm a poor excuse of a man." – Dan
"I'm Rebecca" – Lauren

"I'm good now, I've got a pocketful of warm DNA" – Butch

"I could get a diaphragm…I could make it myself from plaster of paris" – Dan

"Look, you dragged me out of Reno 911 for this?" – Dan

"You just met him and he touched my D" – Lauren

"PEOPLE OF THE HILLS!! I've exchanged our hills for this bag of Jazm" – Lauren


GREASY GRIMY GOPHER GUTS

"Here's a mouse! Eat it!" – Machmoud

"Damn superglue got my brains!" – Ozi

"I don't do bald well." – Stephanie

"I like Burger Kings that sell liquor" – Machmoud

"Hey! So! Which one of you's gonna have our baby?" – Samantha

"Pick her! She's got better birthing hips!" – Stephanie

"Jeremy! That's not the test! Are you just trying to cop a feel?" – Samantha

"I'm gonna raise from the dead some snakes I saw earlier" – Ozi

"Did you do the hibbity hibbity with my husband?" – Samantha

"Oh, it's the lonely chick. Let's point at her and laugh." – Machmoud


MIME RIFLE
"No, we're going to @#$ Lutzen! Lutzen!" – Andy

"Every year you take me to Lutzen and I break something. This year? I'm breaking the cycle." – Fred

"Dude! I think I might be the most extreme guy ever!" – John
"I'll say Uncle Leon. And for bein' Amish, that's extra special" – Dutch

"I always thought John Bungert would make a great state name, like Evil Knevil" – Dutch
"No. No it really doesn't." - John [Bungert]

"No slackin' on the stackin', come on" – John

"That's some fancy tappin', Steven." – John
"Well, I'm going to start a techno band." – Andy

"It'll be okay, they've got a cel phone and a dog." – Dutch

"Muh me muh mwah muh mwah" – Rob

"Please! Send help! My leg is broken and I ate the other girl!" – Andy

"Oh my god, it's almost a miracle!" – Dutch
"Be my legs, dog, be my legs." – Fred