Tis better to be a whore than a maid.
This world in all its splendour and beauty
Has a touch of the cruelty.
And I have found in my time,
Naivety is by far the greatest crime.
Only through experience and filling the well,
Can we mortals cease fearing the gateways of hell.
You gain nothing from morality...
Except, perhaps, in cases of legality.
Whoring is not as hard as you may think,
And the perk is get a lot of free drink!
A simple sales pitch is all you need.
Listen this one has served me well for many a year;

Good day to thee master!
Is thou looking for a bit of fun?
Howd you like to buy a gale a pale of ale?
Then mayhap a quick bum-dance master?
Thou could give us a hard ride wiv yer cream-stick!
I only cost one groat and they do say I last for hours,
Once I lasted so long, the master could not sit down for a week.
Master, may I sit on your lap and see what comes up?

Do not waste your skills of poetry on a valentine
For they care not.
Keep them for your mothers day card
When your brownie points will notch up!