Who did you last say I love you to?
- I don't remember. To WHOM did YOU last say, "I love you?"

If you had to name your child after a car, what would you name them?
- Piece Of Shit.

Is it annoying when people say "like" too much in conversations?
- Only if I am within earshot. Otherwise... Meh.

Did you see Saw 5 in theaters?
- I see-sawed at 5 on the playground... Does THAT help?

Do you sleep with any stuffed animals?
- I don't even sleep with LIVE animals and THEY might lick your balls. (No I don't.)

Would you date someone 8 years older than you?
- Of course I would. I'll date ANY woman of ANY age as long as she has a good sense of humor, big boobs and lots of cash.

Have you questioned any people that are in your life lately?
- Only the ones still being considered as suspects.

Are you easily scared by horror movies?
- No. Nor am I easily entertained by them.

Do your lips get chapped often?
- Not nearly as often as my ass...

Any plans for tonight?
- My brother and I are going to get all high and nerd-out to a NASA documentary. (Hey, YOU asked.)

What was the last concert you attended?
- I don't remember. It must have been good.

Who is your number one on my space?
- me.im all i think about (I'm going to deferr to Jenn's answer on this one.)

What is one thing you wish people didn't do?
- If I had to narrow it down to ONE THING? Hmmmm. I got it... "Annoy me."

Your ex shows up randomly at your house, you say?
- We should do it once for old time's sake...

Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend, you say?
- Since when do I have girlfriends AND best friends?

Have you done anything you regret in 2008 so far?
- I have done EVERYTHING I regret in 2008 and I'm looking forward to doing it all AGAIN in 2009!!

Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now?
- Scrunchitude. Scrunchitude sucks. What's that? You never heard of it? ...Lucky.

Who has your heart?
- My ribcage.

What will you name your future son?
- Either: Obi-Wan Kenobi Limor or Clark Kent Limor. (C'mon... TWINS!!)

What will you name your future daughter?
- That's my future wife's job. I named the future boys. (But I DO like the names Claudia and Gertrude.)

What makes you happy?
- Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.

Is the person you like older or younger than you?
- Most likely younger. I'm kind of a dirty old man. I likes 'em in their mid to late twenties.

What can cheer you up no matter what?
- Star Wars - Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Do you like to hold or be held?
- What? Are you asking if I like to be Big Spoon or Little Spoon?

What do you want right now?
- Grilled Cheese Sandwich.

Would you leave the person you like for the hottest person in the world?
- Who says they aren't one and the same? (Yes.)


Will the last person you kissed be the next person you kiss?
- It was so long ago, I couldn't tell you who... Wait I just remembered. NOPE!!

Do tattoos and piercings excite you?
- Not as much as Hoo-Has and Wing-Wangs...

I'll bet you're missing someone right now?

- You owe me a dollar.

If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
- Only if they wanted me to know.

Is it okay if you kiss people when you're single?
- Are you asking my PERMISSION?

Do you think you'll be married in ten years?
- i hope not. (I agree with Jenn.)

Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends"?
- I believe they CAN but I don't know why they'd WANT to.

What were you doing at 1 AM this morning?
- I was having a beautiful dream in which the general populace were smart enough to know that when one says "AM" they need not then qualify it with "In the morning." ...I feel the same way about all the "Automated Teller Machine Machines" and the "Personal Identification Number Numbers."

Where were you Friday night and who with?
- Went to the roller derby with a muppet. (With whom)

Where will you be in a hour?
- In AN hour I will be humping your sister. Or your mom. It's still Thursday, right? Yeah. Your mom.

Do you know anyone with such a terribly annoying voice that you can't even speak to them?
- Fran Drescher, Eddie Deezin, Gilbert Godfried, and Victoria Jackson all came over for dinner one night... I can take pretty much anything.

Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?
- Look, I'll tell you the same thing I told HER...I'll talk to her again when she's ready to start kissing me again.

Have you ever kissed someone in a vehicle?
- Does The Death Star count as a "vehicle?"

How did you get one of your last bruises?
- Car wreck. ...But the last one before that I got from wrestling a 3 1/2 foot long Crocodile. No bullshit. It was the gnarliest thing I've EVER done. (Except for the car wreck. THAT was gnarly.)

Do you worry your ex will move on and be happier with another person?
- No one could possibly be happier with another person than they would be with me. Not possible.

Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
- Yeah, but I wasn't hungry so I just let them go.

Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
- A sixth grade class at my old hebrew school. We're working on an art project. None of your beezwax!