Hey!

 Lately we've been having a problem with people showing up un-announced. Might not seem like a big deal, but the problem is that several of our younger friends (They're just being young and spontaneous. They can't pay for a cell phone all on their own!) as well as an older friend or two (Oh, they can't help it. They don't know how to work a cell phone!) a few family members (Hey! It's family!) and a neighbor or two (I hear music! Let's go over there and have 'em play for us!) have all managed to pull this in the last month. It's driving us freaking insane!!!!! It seriously has happened once or twice a week for a while now!  Fuck!!!!!

 This may not seem like a big deal, but it's incredibly inconsiderate. I would never, ever consider doing this to a friend, and I'm appalled each and every time this happens to us, regardless of the excuse. I'm as sweet-as-pie every time it happens, but deep down inside I want to gouge their fucking eyes out when someone shows up on our doorstep without calling or being invited. What happened to fucking manners?!