Dear Friends,

As I haven't been around much, I haven't had the chance to say hello. I thought with today being Valentine's Day, it is the best day to tell you THANKS for continuing to be my friend, thanks for the messages you have left, thanks for simply being there and LOTS of LOVE from me. :o)

It has been a roller coaster year with some dramatic bits, but I am still here, feeling happy, feeling good and feeling thankful. It is not possible to be on here as often as I used to, but I have put my other websites on my page if anyone wants to read my latest blogs or see what i am up to. I hope life has been good for you and that you are having the most wonderful day today.

It is great to make contact again, and i hope the new year is really treating you well. Do keep in touch when you can, if only to sign my guestbook so that you're always on my page. I would like to leave you with a Valentine smile.





VALENTINE JOKES
A Thoughtful Valentine's Day Gift
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.
'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'
Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'

Misperceptions
A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful young woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I brought you a drink?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the pub started staring at them. Naturally, the guy was terribly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table totally red faced.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
At this the guy responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean? $300?"

Be my Valentine
A man walks into a post office one day and sees a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity gets the better of him; he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.