band practices

obv

When we kidnapped the child maharajha of India and ransomed him off to the cubans for some nuclear missiles.

Boy howdy did that kid scream but once we freed the beast over the back of his head with that pool ball in the sock he shut up.  Thank god because I thought I had a migraine coming on and you know me.  I ain't too happy with a migraine.

Twas such a bummer when the nuclear missile misfired and landed in Torrance.  It makes so much sense why they are all so odd and missing limbs.  I'm shocked Craig hasn't grown a 3rd arm yet  

Next time we kidnap anyone we need to remember the chloroform so we don't have to give them a mild to severe head injury,

Well you know what they say, you learn from your mistakes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

i remember the cocktail thing, i helped you drink that  

if not that then prolly some old catty and galleries moments, before it was full of wee fanny's and they calle it GOMA aye lol! ive never called it that! am i weird lol!

love ye, and miss ye xxxxxxx

I have to say that I don't have many memories of the years we spent getting wrecked........mibbes coz we were too drunken :D

- I do remember before being introduced to Tom (of immense parties fame) - 'Kris, come n meet this guy i've been seeing but don't say anything coz he thinks i'm a really nice girl'

The good old unders! Man hunting at its best!!

Stace