Youve seen the picture, dont believe the hype. My name is Matt, but most of my friends call me Stern because I have an unusually large sternum that portrudes from my chest all sexy like. Little more info then you wated, eh? Well Im just tryna break the ice. I study Philosophy at Murray State University. Where I spend my time freaking out about how flat the midwest is. Sitting in a car going nowhere. Listening to jazz records in our library. Purusing my simple artistic endeavors. Reading Kurt Vunnegut, listening to Frank Zappa, and convincing myself that life is much cooler then it seems. Which Im getting pretty damn good at, which Im pretty damn happy about. You should try it dammit, you might get some damn good results.