Not been on here for a while but once again feel the need to offload some bile so here goes. OK first up I get a text message from somebody signing themselves H x asking am I going to some LGBT social event because it is Jamieleigh(?)'s first as the leader of the said society. I ask 'who is this?' and it turns out that H x is actually Gemma who was the leader or president of LGBT last term and now ignores me pointedly every time I see her. The 'H' stands for 'harri' one of those masculine epithets feminised by an 'i' which really says nothing much because if she wants to be a boy she might as well go the whole hog and be called John or something or just plain normal Harry. Also why does she ignore me? I have a sneaking suspicion it is because I got stinking drunk at the Gay and Lezzie Brighton pub crawl last year and may have made comments deamed to be inappropriate in some way (fuck knows why) but sod her anyway. god knows why she is still haunting the corridors of goldsmiths; last year was her final year and she failed to get elected to a paid position at the student union despite a cynical attempt to get the pink vote using emotional blackmail......i think that now she is 'Harri' she wears a bust flattener!

Anyway decided to look for the lyrics of Shakira's latest latintastic hit 'My hips don't lie' :
Wyclef Jean has somehow managed to coast along since the fugees by chipping in on other people's songs and doing orange ads - why didn't I think of that? Part of his contribution to Shakira translates as 'what's your name? Beautiful, My house, your house'. quite catchy though. I thought he said he 'makes the whole club Jizzy' (euggh) but he says 'I need a whole club dizzy' (?). What does Shakira mean when she says she is 'on tonight'? Also Wyclef makes the rather dubious claim that he and Shakira are both refugees which I find pretty hard to believe, particularly because old humble breasts and honest hips is apparently from a family who used to be good mates with man who used to run columbia.