We went to a party last night. Jake, Jon, Whitely, and me (Alex) got pretty rowdy There were a couple of highlights. Whitely performed as Osmo Whitely . He was awesome and had some really great Road Rash 2 footage he was showing. His G4 computer didn't work so he had to use his laptop. We ended up stomping on the G4 in the middle of the floor. Whitely was kicking it. Then I stood on it and did these awesome jumps off it. Jake didn't feel like kicking it. We also did this tribal screaming that may or may not have gotten under the skin of the party. I thought it sounded cool.
The party was sponsored by Tava, which is some 0 calorie Brazilian waters and leaves mixture. I hate 0 calorie drinks, except for water, which is just ok. Anyway, we found out if you mix Tava in the right proportions with St. Ide's Malt liquor you can't hardly taste the 0 calories. It was pretty cool.
There were hors doeuvres, but those ran out quick. We found a big box of Popeye's chicken, so we started eating it. Other people quickly got in on that action until it was completely over. I am sorry cause I didn't ask, and i would never want anyone but me to eat my own Popeyes, but I really appreciate that they had it and i ate it.
Lastly, when I went to the bathroom there was a voice changing pitchshifter on the toilet tank. While I was peeing I sang into it, "If it happened to me, If it happened to me..." and it sounded like an alien. When I flushed I realized the toilet was clogged. I put the pitchshifter and my weiner down and pulled the tank off the toilet. I grabbed the bouy and thought, "Wow it did happen to me!" I started yelling, "Whoever is next in line help me! The Toilet is about to overflow if I drop this buoy!" No one heard me. I cursed people for not leaving a plunger at arms reach. I reversed the curse when I found a plunger within arms reach in a towel closet. All was well. Be alert be safe!

We have been recording and the songs seem to be turning out awesome. I can't wait to share them. In the meantime here are the videos from three of our songs, and all the new T-shirts I have made.

Monogram

Prez' Folly

GI Dirtraces

New Shirts