So I was set up with this guy who we will call X but who referred to himself in third person as "THE X". First mistake.
He was good looking and he knew it. He proceeded to tell me that if he liked me, he would take me out, he would treat me right, he'd even do me... but i shouldnt expect a call the next day or anything. 2nd mistake.
He also noted that all chicks are booty calls, until he deems them something "special". 3rd mistake.
"The X" finally pointed out that i made the cut since i was 22. When i pointed out I was 30 he thought about it and said "well ya look 22 so i'll give you a pass". 4th and final mistake.