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I went out with a guy who was boring as hell. He must have just read dating 101 because within an hour he had covered every topic from what my poitical opinion was to what my faveorite color was to how many kids i wanted. We went to the bar for a quick drink and i placed my leftovers next to me. He leaned over for "the moment" and whispered... you're so hot you culd reheat my left overs. I laughed so hard tears came down my face and i had to excuse myself so i could go call all my girlfirends from the bathroom... oh well.
11:19 PM
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