I stole this from Liz so that you know I'm not dead.


1. Where did you take your profile pic?
 In Vegas, summer 2007.

2. What exactly are you wearing right now?
What am I ever wearing? A black t-shirt and jeans. I have on one sock. Dan took the other.

3. What is your current problem?
I have less than zero dollars at my disposal, my job is unfulfilling, I'm stagnating at school, I'm hampered by an obvious fear of success, and my dad is dying of terminal lung cancer. Take your pick.

4. What makes you happy most?
Not having any of the aforementioned problems.

5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
I'm watching food network.

6. Any celeb you would marry?
Marry? Probably Simon Pegg. Not the sexiest, but I feel like I could get along with him.

7. Name someone with the same birthday
 Ceci and Sarah Palin. You didn't say the same birthday as me.

8. Ever sang in front of a large audience?
I don't sing. I couldn't carry a note if it had handles on it.

9. Has anyone ever said u look like a celebrity?
I used to look like Raven-Symone when I was a kid.

10. Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
Sailormoon is still great.

11. Do you speak any language?
No meez iz tawlk guud.

12. Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
Yeah. I'm 24. It happens by this point.

13.Do you ever watch MTV?
Eh. I enjoy the occasional Real World/Road Rules challenge.

14. What is something that really annoys you?
People that want something done fast, rather than something done well. Fuck off, and you can't have it both ways.

Chapter 1:
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1. Nickname(s): Marley, Marf, Marfar, Marfalarfagus, Castlebarley.

2. Current location: Spring Valley, CA

3. Eye color: Brown

Chapter 2:
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1. Do you get along with your parent(s):
They're my parents. Sure.

2.Are your parents married/seperated/divorced?
Still married.

Chapter 3: Favorites
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1. Ice Cream: Lemon sorbet.

2. Season: Spring

3. Shampoo/conditioner: Whatever gets that shit done.

Chapter 4: Do You..
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1. Dance in the shower?
Nope.

2. Do you write on your hand?
I used to a lot more often than I do now.

3. Call people back
Guuuuh I hate the phone. Texting and Twitter, man.

4. Believe in love?
Yep!

5. Any bad habits?
Too many to count.

6. Any mental health issues?
Here's hoping not.

Chapter 5: Have You..
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1. Broken a bone?
Nope.

2. Sprained anything?
Heaps of times.

3. Had physical therapy?
Yes

4. Gotten stitches?
Probably should have, but nope.

5.Taken painkillers?
Yeah. I think I'm allergic to most.

6. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling?
Let it be known that snorkeling is one of my favorite things to do. Hands down.

7. Been stung by a bee?
A few times. It sucks.

8. Thrown up at the dentist?
Ummm, well, it was an oral surgeon, and I was coming out of the anasthesia. But sure.

9. Sworn in front of your parents?
Where the fuck do you think I learned HOW to swear?!

10. Had detention?
Lockout. Similar, though.

Chapter 6: Who/What was the last
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1. Movie(s)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine. I was sorely dissapointed.

2. Three people to text you?
Twitter, Anthony, and Dan.

3. Person you called?
Jess, talking about our photo shoot.

4. Person you hugged?
Max

5. Person you tackled?
Dan

6. Person you talked to on IM?
Jeeezus, I haven't IM'd in a long ass time.... maybe Dustin?

7. Thing you touched?
Dan's computer now. And now. And now.

8. Thing you ate?
Bool Kogi and Prig Khing. Yes, I mixed Korean with Thai, fuck off.


9. Thing you drank?
Wine.

10.Thing you said?
"I think he can do that?"


=============== HOW i END MY SENTENCES==============

1. My ex... is becoming more and more of an afterthought.

2. Maybe I should...... focus. Breathe.

3. I love... good food with good friends.

4. People would say that I... am Jesus incarnate. Or a total bitch.

5. I don't understand why... there are so many people who do so little but have a great deal of money... when I work so hard and have no money at all.

6. When I wake up in the morning ... I gather my brains.

7. I lost my... childhood sense of entitlement. Pretty recently.

8. Life is full of... Abrupt disruptions.

9. My past is... awesome. I had a blast.

10. I get annoyed very quickly... That I'm way behind the pack. This is stupid!

11. Parties are ... Okay, provided that I don't have to clean.

12. I wish life was not... hard if you don't have money.

13. Dogs are... why we have emotions at all.

14. Cats are... Jerks. And they make me sneeze. And they scratch you.

15. Tomorrow is... Saturday.

16. I have a low tolerance for...  no, yeah, I totally answered this before.

17. If I had a million dollars... I would travel, a lot, and then put the rest in the bank. I'd live off the interest, and never touch the principle. I have a plan.

18. I'm totally terrified... of the next few months.

19. My spouse is .... I'll tell you when I have one.






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