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Monday, November 09, 2009 
For the record, I don't care which band came first (I even covered a Goretorture song in honor another band bringing brutality to the metal genre via Arnold). What's most important is whether or not people are enjoying the music made using Arnold's amazing dialogue.

The main reason I'm posting this fan email is that it is just amazing in all ways and worth reading! After checking it out, please let me know what you think I should do?

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Dear Austrian Death Machine,

I live in Nebraska on my family's farm, so I often eat the corn that we grow. That's where my love my corn began, but it only gets better from there.

First of all, let me just say that when you live where I live, all of the best music comes through a really cool form of media called Rock Radio. If you don't get it, then you need to because that's where I've found all of the best metal acts.

Next, I heard about this awesome band named Korn that not only misspelled one of my favorite foods to make it even kewler, but their new guitarist totally outdid Tim Lambesis / Austrian Death Machine at making music that sounds brutal in Arnold's honor. Tim can only feel defeat as we speak.

The Schwarzenator music is so good and their humor is so subtle that most people probably are just drawn to how amazing everything sounds. It's just a bonus that the singer sounds exactly like Arnold would if he was really pissed and singing for a metal band. Am I right, or am I right? 

Here's a link to a video of Schwarzenator thrashing. It's just as fierce as Konan the Barbarian and Konan the Destroyer combined. Tim / Austrian Death Machine should give up and just start a Korn tribute band. I challenge him to post the Austrian Death Machine song "Conan, What is Best in Life?" to see how they kompare!

Sincerely,
xxx Nu-Metal Forever xxx
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133

 
fuck that guy! you're making music and playing all over the world and he's growing corn. you already won. just let him continue growing his corn, screwing his cousins and one day he'll get his arm caught in a hay bailer.

 
Posted by 133 on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:01 PM
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J.G.

 
Yeah, fuck em. 
 
Posted by J.G. on Thursday, November 12, 2009 - 6:20 AM
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K.O.R.
Kyle rogers

 
amen to that


 
Posted by K.O.R. on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 4:23 PM
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Swallow The Oceans

 
id love to hear Austrian Death Machines version of it plus i think ADM is fucking brilliant! hasta la vista baby! I'll be back!.....to see if it gets uploaded to your player or not haha Dean STO x
 
Posted by Swallow The Oceans on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:03 PM
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Swallow The Oceans

 
plus ADM actually has Arnie singing on it!
 
Posted by Swallow The Oceans on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:08 PM
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† haunted † [tina]
Tina Herberth

 
Each to their own. Interesting letter though. Why does it have to be one or the other? ....Why can't we just love all things Arnold, you know? Whatev... I still love you Tim. ;)

 
Posted by † haunted † [tina] on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:10 PM
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Josh

 
Is this guy serious?
 
Posted by Josh on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:11 PM
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PHiL
Phil W

 
NU METAL FOR LIFE!!!
 
Posted by PHiL on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:12 PM
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Brendan[T.C.R]
Brendan Takacs

 
first of all this guys name is NU METAL FOREVER, what a joke, and do it, challenge them and kick their asses for us TIM!!!!!
 
Posted by Brendan[T.C.R] on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:13 PM
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Mickmo Studios
Mickmo Studios

 
Naw! Your naaught the real Arnold....THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! LOL! ..
....I am 62 years old.....course I saund like an old maan! Ya saund like me whaan I was 18!....
....AHYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!....
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Posted by Mickmo Studios on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:14 PM
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Brendan[T.C.R]
Brendan Takacs

 
dude your band name is AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE!!! thats all you need, you dont really even need to challenge him but you probably should and destroy him.
 
Posted by Brendan[T.C.R] on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:15 PM
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RJ Burns Red™
RJ Becerra

 
Wow this guy is a complete tool. Enough said
 
Posted by RJ Burns Red™ on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:16 PM
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Patrick

 
schwarzenator is terrible

 
Posted by Patrick on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:21 PM
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leo

 
Wow. Schwarzenator was pretty cool, but ADM is definetely more brutal!! Straight up hardcore. Plus as soon as I read "awesome band named Korn" I totally laughed out loud. What a douche haha.
 
Posted by leo on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:22 PM
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Enimardyhnehpid

 
this has got to be a joke...the stupid asshole couldn't even spell Conan The Cimerian right.

 
Posted by Enimardyhnehpid on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:23 PM
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blackheartsbirth (NEW SONG UP!!!)

 
FUCK KORN!!!!
 
Posted by blackheartsbirth (NEW SONG UP!!!) on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:26 PM
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Darin Constellations
Darin Graves

 
hmmm. lets think. what would ahhnold say to this? probably something like...
"You idiot! that is not even the real thing. i'm the real ahhnold. you are nothing. im mr. universe, and the ruler of the world. AHHHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHGHGHHHHHHH!"

problem solved.

 
Posted by Darin Constellations on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:28 PM
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Z.A.K.
Zachariah Klepper

 
AHAHAHA! amazing

 
Posted by Z.A.K. on Monday, November 23, 2009 - 10:27 PM
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NEW SONG UP!! RULE THE WORLD by A.B.I.S.!!

 
The band or I woudn't even call them a band, the pile of shit Schwarzentor is nothing compared to what you got Tim. Stick with it, great stuff!! Or just start a Stallone genre ..

 
Posted by NEW SONG UP!! RULE THE WORLD by A.B.I.S.!! on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:28 PM
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Determan
Matt Determan

 
When I read this I really thought it was a joke until I checked out the link and then i was HORRIFIED that it was a real project...Schwartzenator sounds horrible. Anyone with an ear can easily see/hear that the death machine is far superior to that other load of crap. I vote for a challenge just to put this joker in his place...maybe rip off his arms in the process. Keep up the good work Tim.

 
Posted by Determan on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:34 PM
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Vladimir

 
..ADM is awsm.i didnt like Schwarzenator very much,but i dont think there should be a division between the bands.
respect for Austrian Death Machine,Schwarzenator and KoRn!
and ADM - come to Bulgaria !!!!!!!!!!!..
 
Posted by Vladimir on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:47 PM
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Silent Scream
James Moore

 
Well the guy's a nu-metal fanboy so it's hard for me to take him seriously at this point.

 
Posted by Silent Scream on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:49 PM
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Benshermantheshredder
Ben Sherman

 
..wo i went a watched that video. They are crap lol This guy that wrote u the letter is retarded and doesnt know what good music is lol ALL HAIL AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....Seriously Tim Austrian Death Machine is your greatest Creation!!!! Dont let a retarded Korn fan bring you down lol..
 
Posted by Benshermantheshredder on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:52 PM
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Johnny [Peppermint Nightmare]
John M

 
....wtf did you make me watch Tim!? They sounded like an 80's Glam/Hair metal band, that's not brutal at all. His name is nu-metal forever and he has the lil emo x's too....oh come on, did you make this letter up yourself? Are you messing with all of us?....if not....dear god, what's wrong with this kid!?

plus I got a non metal head into ADM, nuff said. So get arnold out there and let him burn them with his stogie...
 
Posted by Johnny [Peppermint Nightmare] on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 9:08 PM
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Alex
Alex Watson

 
Damn..shane gibsons a shit hot guitarist but that 'schwarzenator' music is not that great to be honest. The vocals let it down. You can't beat the humour and talent of ADM dammit!!. I dont think they need to be embarrassed more then they already have.
 
Ps. That just one 'fans' opinion out of the thousands, it doesnt mean shite.

ADM will burn your eyes out with there stogy's.
 
Posted by Alex on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 9:10 PM
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Repainted(New Blog!)

 
I saw you guys live and i loved it!!! I don't see how people still like Korn, this guy must be a loser if he's just now heard korn for the first time...there's almost nothing to Korn's music, just a few different drum beats, a bass guitar thats drop tuned so low u can almost not hear it, and a 7-string guitarist who barely even plays the thing!!! In my experience of m,usic, there is no talent in the mainstream indusrty, but independently, is a bunch of amazing artists...and I plan on being one soon...
 
Posted by Repainted(New Blog!) on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 9:31 PM
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FERDSTER FERDENHEIMER!
Freddie Murry

 
Fuck KORN!! and the farm it grows on, ADM should have a show on that farm and fertalize the soil with 9mm bullets.
 
Posted by FERDSTER FERDENHEIMER! on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 9:31 PM
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I am not like you, I'm a dying breed
Melting Faces

 
Alright man. their shit is different. but nothing close to what you  (tim) have created. "xxx nu-metal forever xxx" sorry bro, you think thats better - theres no help for you. i want to see one, just one of those guys in that band create what tim did. Keep rockin dude, just another hater in the world (what a surprise). and sounds like this guy needs to live on a different street corner other than "butt fuck" and "you gotta perty mouth". grow up kid. you dont like it, dont listen to it.

AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE FUCKIN RULES
 
Posted by I am not like you, I'm a dying breed on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 9:36 PM
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Vinny
Vinny Susi

 
what's this dude's deal?

 
Posted by Vinny on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 9:38 PM
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J.J.
J.J. morales

 
long live ADM!! no song will ever compare to I Am a cybernetic organism living tissue over endoskeleton best fucking chorus and breakdown ever!!!
 
Posted by J.J. on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 9:41 PM
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tyler<off the wagon> rip chris an ryan
Tyler Chapman

 
is he actually serious? korn is hella white trask. oh well yea, a fuckin farmer. fuck him adm is the funniest thing ive heard in  a long time
 
Posted by tyler<off the wagon> rip chris an ryan on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 9:52 PM
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The J-Rod
Jared Hill

 
What the heck is wrong with that dude?! Schwarzenator made me sick! He has no clue what real music is and absolutely no concept of METAL whatsoever! Totally upload Conan, What Is Best In Life and destroy that piece of crap. "TERMINATE HIM! DO IT NEEOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!"
 
Posted by The J-Rod on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 9:54 PM
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Force The Trigger

 
i used to live in nebraska and its true there is nothing but corn and shitty music out there
and i agree with 133
you dont have to prove shit to this duesher
 
Posted by Force The Trigger on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 10:07 PM
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D!llon
Dillon Vaughn

 
NU-Metal Forever



^^^Haha, classic.

 
Posted by D!llon on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 10:11 PM
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SIRERHYTHMS

 
Schwarzenator sucks. ADM is the shit.
 
Posted by SIRERHYTHMS on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 10:14 PM
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12 st3p DR@P@UT

 
..hahahahahahahah,  this sounds like the kind of thing that me and my friends would send someone just to screw with them. This is probably some guy that absolutely loves Austrian Death Machine and just felt like stirring up some crap.  You should do a show with this band just for the hell of it.  It would be funny to see what kind of tools showed up to see them.  Maybe you could invite Arnold himself to show up and do it talent show style haha.  Although these guys look pretty sexy in their Conan masks even if one of them like Adam Richman from Man VS Food.............    ..
 
Posted by 12 st3p DR@P@UT on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 10:16 PM
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Joel Thrash

 
i hope that was a joke.
 
Posted by Joel Thrash on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 10:17 PM
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Mario loves Destiny
Mario Corsaro

 
..UR SONGS ARE BROOTAL! korn isnt even close to as brootal as u guys...i mean seriously if u can turn quotes like rubber baby buggy bumpers and who told u that u could eat my cookies into metal songs well thats the most BROOTAL thing i ever heard of ADM rules and so does AHHNOLD..
 
Posted by Mario loves Destiny on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 10:22 PM
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iRick

 
The thing that bothers me is that this douche-wibbler from Korn is doing this despite the fact that its still a fresh thing for Tim and ADM. I know ADM aren't the first, but they are the newest and best in recent memory. Personally, I won't even listen to Schwarzenator because of the afformentioned point, and the fact that Korn is the worst band in history...

Bottom line; Austrian Death Machine is fucking awesome, and Tim is a genius in his own right.
And if you're really searching for more AHHNOLD, check out ARNOCORPS.

Wonderful

 
Posted by iRick on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 10:44 PM
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Texas Jeff
Jeffrey Jordan

 
After listening to that song i'm not even sure what to say...all i know is that Tim u need to keep doing what ur doing because its genious...everything u produce has a distinct sound that is for lack of a better word, amazing!!  ADM is like a Picasso and this Shwarzenator crap is like a pianting done by an elephant.  Keep that confidence up brother because u are on top and u have earned it.  Rock ON!!
 
Posted by Texas Jeff on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 11:07 PM
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Dr.RockSo The Rock n Roll Clown
I Forgot

 
Fuck nu metal!!!!
 
Posted by Dr.RockSo The Rock n Roll Clown on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 11:27 PM
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Dr.RockSo The Rock n Roll Clown
I Forgot

 
Fuck nu metal!!!!
 
Posted by Dr.RockSo The Rock n Roll Clown on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 11:27 PM
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Ian
Ian Ockerman

 
That guy is obviously a noob and doesn't know anything about metal. Kudos to ADM for being uber brutal and that is great you covered a Goretorture song, that guy has some great Arnold stuff as well!

Next album should have a song about Dominick from Kindergarten Cop....DOMINICKKKK!!!!!!
 
Posted by Ian on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 11:28 PM
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Josh (the Mardraum)

 
Tim Don't listen to this little punk. What you do is golden...and I couldn't even begin to listen to the actual song since the dude obviously had a vice on his nuts squeezing ever so tightly. Really Keep doing what you do with ADM...and AILD. Music should always be for you first and fore most...no one else. If you're happy with what you do who cares!
 
Posted by Josh (the Mardraum) on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 11:35 PM
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Richard [MAY] <3
Richard Bulacher

 
fuck that kid in the streets u guys are wayy  better than Korn

 
Posted by Richard [MAY] <3 on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 11:38 PM
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.eat.shit.and.live.
Alex Stauffer

 
i live i Iowa on my familys farm, so i often eat the corn we grow.  that is where my love for corn began, but it only gets worse from there.....where i live a ton of awesome music in the hardcore and metal genre come through, not via radio though.  nu-metal blows.  Korn blows.  ADM, continue making music.  i're sure arnold himself enjoys it.  theres no way Korn could do better than what you have. who cares if they made a song first.  you released two full lengths and a christmas ep.  i mean come on.....haha.....Alex.319..
 
Posted by .eat.shit.and.live. on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 11:47 PM
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adamwashere
Adam Koerber

 
wow, what a doucher. this faggot needs to go fist himself. or maybe he'll get his sister to do it, i mean, isnt that all they do over in those parts anyway? whatever. tell this cum-guzzeling faggot who sent this steaming load of shit to go eat a bowl of dicks.
 
Posted by adamwashere on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 12:05 AM
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Hugo, JuicE?
Hugo Gamiz

 
I think somebody be TROLLIN'!! Cause there's no way they some anything AhhnoLD!
 
Posted by Hugo, JuicE? on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 12:29 AM
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Hugo, JuicE?
Hugo Gamiz

 
the sound* anything
 
Posted by Hugo, JuicE? on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 12:30 AM
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Josh[tBR]
Josh McIntyre

 
..Austrian Death Machine terminates Scwarzenator!!!!!!!!!!!........Tim, keep doing what you're doing, dont listen to this guy, how doesnt know good music

I love ADM!!! :D..
 
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