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Status: Single
City: Chicago
State: Illinois
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/24/2006

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Monday, April 20, 2009 

Current mood:  relieved

We couldn't help but to blog about this random factoid involving a member of the Mystium!

Last Friday (April 17th, 2009) at about 5:30 - 6:00 PM, Jeff Wilson left his apartment building here in Chicago (that Blake also has an apartment in) to head two blocks away to our neighborhood grocery store.  On his way out, walking back down the small side street right near our building....an SUV comes flying around the corner of a small side street just south of where he was walking, two men hung out of the window and opened fire in Jeff's general direction (and many other people, including children...) towards someone located behind where Jeff was walking.

Fortunately, Jeff's amazing ninja-style, bullet-dodging skills kicked in, instinctively, and he some how managed to escape what became a crossfire of bullets and made it home safely with his smokes and a 2 liter of Diet Coke.  Although the Diet Coke was tempting to Jeff, as he was out of breath and parched with thirst after running his ass off from the onslaught of violence, Jeff opted for a can (or twelve) of High Life that he found in the fridge....and then enjoyed one of his cigarettes, which he fought for his life to have.

This, dear fans, is just one more example - smoking kills!! 

-Nachtmystium-



Currently listening:
Never Say Die!
By Black Sabbath
Release date: 1990-10-25
Dan-O)))

 
Holy fucking crap!

I just picture Jeff doing those 'Matrix' style moves to dodge the bullets.




You gotta love our city, boys.


Hahaha.

 
Posted by Dan-O))) on Monday, April 20, 2009 - 10:39 PM
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dickO)))

 
for fucks sake.. im gonna get shot in your fucking mental country next month arnt i..
 
Posted by dickO))) on Monday, April 20, 2009 - 10:42 PM
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Goddess Sioux

 
Jesus Fucking Christ! Your never safe anywhere these days. Glad he is alright.

 
Posted by Goddess Sioux on Monday, April 20, 2009 - 10:50 PM
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tris
Tristan Ryan

 
When have you ever been safe in Chicago?

Glad he's OK.
 
 
Posted by tris on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 - 7:58 PM
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2wo:Zealous Perverts

 
I'm pretty sure that the fact that he smokes gave him superpowers. I think that's how it works.

 
Posted by 2wo:Zealous Perverts on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 - 12:30 AM
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-WYRM-
WYrm OUroboros

 
At least the cigarettes made it, those fuckers are goddamn expensive....
 
Posted by -WYRM- on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 - 12:30 AM
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Terrorist

 
Ha...wow....intense!

Glad he's ok!
 
Posted by Terrorist on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 - 12:30 AM
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S

 
17th was my birthday.


Fucking awesome.

 
Posted by S on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 - 12:53 AM
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Jay
Jason Gillroy

 
Hey Jeff, are ya bummed cuz ya didn't get to go to hell?
 
Posted by Jay on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 - 5:00 AM
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Head Øv Metal
HeadØv Metal

 
Can I have the Diet Coke?
 
Posted by Head Øv Metal on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 - 5:46 PM
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J.

 
Those gunmen Obviously didn't know Jeff was in Nachtmystium :(


If they would have recognized him, they wouldn't have fired! :)
 
Posted by J. on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 - 5:46 PM
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Black Metal Goddess
Thee Real Blackmetalgoddess

 
hahahahahahaha


 
Posted by Black Metal Goddess on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 - 7:44 PM
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Antediluvian

 
That is pretty crazy. I am happy he is alright.
What happened to the intended target?
 
Posted by Antediluvian on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 - 7:44 PM
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Metal XOXO Missi{Read My Blogs!}

 
Seriously Jeff!lol! Glad you were unscathed.
That's a reason right there why I don't smoke!lol! Nor live in city and live in the burbs' instead!hehe! Horns' & Hug!
 
Posted by Metal XOXO Missi{Read My Blogs!} on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 - 4:13 AM
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Njiqahdda (Nee - Gee - Kaa - Daa)

 
Pretty wild. At least he is unscathed. What a strange year for you guys.


Gotta love the 'Chi'.

 
 
Posted by Njiqahdda (Nee - Gee - Kaa - Daa) on Thursday, April 23, 2009 - 3:46 AM
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jeff

 
the intended target wasn't lucky enough to enjoy the remains of a dirty thirty after the shooting. sucks for him.

 
 
Posted by jeff on Thursday, April 23, 2009 - 10:26 PM
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Kent
Kent Hiltz

 
Holy shit! Hit the fucking deck.

 
 
Posted by Kent on Friday, April 24, 2009 - 9:00 PM
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L'Élite du Métal
Marcel Nault Jr.

 
Shit, he was fucking lucky!!! I'm sure glad Jeff is still alive.

 
 
Posted by L'Élite du Métal on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 - 11:44 PM
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Ian
Ian hand

 
and people claim that Tacoma has bad violence (which is bullshit)
 
 
Posted by Ian on Thursday, May 07, 2009 - 12:17 AM
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Modified_Evolution
John Vaughn

 
Sweet home chicago, I grew up there as well. Honestly that sounds about right. LOL Glad he was ok.

 
Posted by Modified_Evolution on Thursday, August 06, 2009 - 5:47 PM
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