First off. They are so hot. John Stewart and Steven Colbert (pronounced pseudo-snobbishly "Col-bare") What with all their striped ties and suits. Man, I love a man in a suit. Plus their wit. One thing I almost like the best is when John Stewart makes a joke that fails miserably - and he admits it. After doing that recently, he pretended he was talking to someone on the phone, and he was like,"What, they want the Emmy back?" But above all, I love how they bring the news highlights of the day to me and make me ENJOY it. Read: Entertain me while simultaneously informing me. It's like I'm accidentally being informed.They rock.