Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just returned from my daily swim on the beautiful Fijian beach and realised I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe that I actually have a life. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..

I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with finding Jesus (after someone told me he was lost), a ticking crocodile, just generally being asleep, dreaming and chancing to society in general, my day is filled with fluorescent light from when the nightclubs close to I run out of alcohol. I am putting money aside so I can run away. but who cares.

I won't promise anything to you but I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Well, I'll try. Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs..


heh, that was from the lazy bloggers post generator...thanks guys!
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