Whip Me Like You MEAN It!

"No matter how hard you hit someone with this flogger,
it will not hurt." Thats how the story opens up...I
could not write anything better than that.

Seriously again out of UW Madison- The #1 party school
in the country, the school whose imaginative band
hazing rituals rivals that of the most "creative"
hollywood screen writers adds to those credits as the
school where you can take classes on how to properly
suck the cock....and believe me some of you, some
people reading this right now in fact, can certainly
use the lesson.

This article is amazing, check out the article I dont
think I need to say anything more.

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=537662
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BLAST FROM THE PAST

All this snow has got me down. Here some reminders
from warmers. This is a throw back to an MMR from May,
when the weather was just a lot warmer.

Kids Fly Pretty Far
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So in a mad hurry at the grocery store to get in get
out and get my belly full of beer while tailgating at
the Brewer game. With my shopping cart full of general
gut busters I turned a blind corner at about 20 MPH
and BAM!
Ran smack dab into a kid. I swear that F'cker flew
about 15 feet before landing on his face with that
signature sreeching sound that soft skin on hard
linoleum always produces.

Best day of my week.!

Why having a crappy car SUCKS!
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So Im in da rolla right...beats thumpin outa my one
speaker that works. Im along side a nice looking SUV
with some nice looking ladies inside.

So my dumb ass must have been thinking that I was
driving something else because I get the nerve to give
them the little "head nod flirt", complete with the
raised eyebrow and snarled lip facial expression.

Those chics looked at me and just started laughing
their asses off! I snap back to reality to realize
that not only is the rolla crappy, the music
terrible...but I had been sitting at a long light and
in the 80 degree sun, the car had started to over heat
and there was smoke pouring off the engine.

They just sped off...I just pulled over to let my ego
heal and my trusty Toyota Corolla cool down....

Im going to the car lot tommorow...

This has been the Monday Morning  Report...you know
how I roll!

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The MMR is strictly for entertainment purposes only.
The opinions expressed are not those of the writer or
his alter ego. They are simply observations of what a
lot of dumb asses do to embarrass themselves. If you
take offense then your probably a biaaatch in the
first place and shouldn't even be reading my shit. All
this shit's copyrighted and if you steal it Jack Roman
will WHOOP yo m*thaf*ckin ASS!