You don’t see any homeless people in Tokyo. You could be there 8 days in a row and finally see a homeless guy and they’ll be like “No man it’s a 500 hundred year old samurai. He lives in a Castle.”

San Francisco you gotta crowd surf homeless people to get on the civic center bart.  

Tokyo? Helpful Samurai who gives exellent directions. And opens coconuts for free to the kiddies.

Why are we not adopting the Tokyo system? Don’t get me wrong I don’t hate the homeless or our mayor I’d just like to take a moment here and shoot some straight dope that’s all. Remove the smoke and mirrors. Let’s face it Gavin is angling for the presidency of the united states eventually, and I want to call him on a bluff of his before he heads off out of the reach of my rants.

I want to call him on the bluff that he really cares that much about homeless people.  

The Care not cash charade is costing the taxpayers too much money. Tokyo has a program called Hari Kari not cashy washy.

Not very ethical I must admit, but… kind of effective. Can we design a program not so harsh but not as expensive either?

How about roast beef sandwiches not cash.

How about drug treatment not cash?

How about bus tickets to George Bushes Ranch not cash?

If you care about homeless people Gavin? Make out with one.

I have. I went out with a girl named Jenny. She always had grease in her knuckle creases but she looked good in a certain light. Usually with the light off.

Don’t get me wrong , for all I know that knuckle crease grease came from running her hands through Gavin Newsome’s hair.

Let’s see that as your next photo op. Make out with my homeless friend Jenny on camera.

Otherwise I’ll run against you Gavin.