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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 27
Sign: Leo

City: Pittsburgh
State: Pennsylvania
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/27/2006
Friday, September 05, 2008 

Category: News and Politics
Oh man, McCain picked a Lemon.  Think of all the potential lazily-written, poorly-impersonated SNL political skits this can lead to.  It's the party of Lincoln.  The party of Reagan.  The party of Lemon.  And you can't have a Lemon party without old Dick.

It makes sense, 'cause with zing-zing-zingers like the zingers she zanged last night, Palin should have her own Reba-type sitcom.  She's already got the canned laughter and wacky family.

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Meanwhile, I'm about to blow the not-a-motherfucking lid off of this whole campaign.  Cindy McCain, I'm calling you a liar.  And not even a good one.  You were never pregnant with your daughter Bridget.





See?  They don't even look that similar. 

There could be calls below to delete this information. Calls that this type of information is muckraking and 'below us.'  The truth is not below any progressive, nor any citizen of the world that is one heartbeat away from having Cindy McCain as leader of free world pending radical changes to presidential chain of command law.  The sooner she comes forward with this revelation to the public, the better.
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Second String and the B-Team

 
Sorry to disagree with you on this one. Cindy's nails totally match Bridget's hair. I think they're probably related.
 
Posted by Second String and the B-Team on Sunday, September 07, 2008 - 11:08 PM
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Jon
Jon Baker

 
Wow Shapiro, I can't believe you're this far off on this one. And just a few weeks ago?

I know you're an educator professionally and all but, ... really man? Slick html, creative presentations and photo-shopped images dont bear your argument any creedence.

Do you think executive experience should be favored when considering a candidate for an exteremely high level executive position? I do. Even if it is Alaska.

Also, I find it interesting that so many self proclaimed social liberals take such an interest in who is pregnant, by whom, and the time, place, and circumstances of conception.

You were even wrong about the obviously forthcoming SNL skit.

Justin, sometimes you're forced to choose between the lesser of two evils. Think it through again man.
 
Posted by Jon on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 - 7:02 AM
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Justin

 
Psh, way to buy into the "Cindy gave birth to Bridget" talking points.

I think the SNL skit was lazily-written but well-impersonated.

For the recs, that's not Photoshop, it's Paintbrush.
 
Posted by Justin on Friday, September 26, 2008 - 1:07 AM
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