How've you been?

Me?  Oh I'm fine.

I'm just a lazy, lazy blogger.

But here are some thoughts that I was inspired to share...nothing earth shattering, I just wanted to get back into the habit.

Justin Timberlake is going to produce a new NBC series called My Problem With Women. It's about a bachelor, named Jose, who starts seeing a therapist to try and understand why his relationships have failed.  Justin's problem with women is that he "finds them icky"...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

Fergie says she loves to fish. "I'm a fisherman. When I was a little girl, my dad would take me fishing. I was fishing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, recently, and I went fishing for marlin and dorado. You throw the marlin back, but you eat the dorado."  Thank you very much Bob Izumi.

Jay-Z may jump to G-Unit with 50 Cent. A source tells mediatakeout.com, "Jay Z wouldn't just be coming on as an artist - he'd take over a lot of the day to day running of the label ... 50 Cent would then be free to focus on his music and other ventures."  You know other ventures…thinking about shooting people, how to avoid being shot, and of course, shooting people.

Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus recently sent Barbara Walters a golden toilet as a way to apologize for a mishap that occurred at their home during an interview. Babs says one of her crew members overflowed a toilet. "When one overflowed, the whole plumbing system went wrong in the house, and all the toilets overflowed." The toilet also featured a note that read: "So you'll always remember the Cyrus family."  Oh don't you worry Billy Ray…everytime I look at a toilet, deep inside, I am really thinking of you.

Leona Lewis recently turned down a $500,000 offer to perform four songs at a party in Dubai. A source says, "Leona was offered the $500,000 to perform just four songs. It wouldn't have taken much more than 15 minutes. 'Expenses were thrown in on top for her and her team — so not a bad night's work. But it seems it wasn't enough."  Leona Lewis, you have one decent song and won some UK reality show.  Take the money and run!