I spent today asleep, sick in bed. As I slept I had what may possibly be the most awesome dream anyone has ever had. It started out normal, you know, getting chased by the girls track team, but after an unknown number of hours it became awesome.

I was at the mall, I don't know how the hell i got there (maybe I ran there whilst getting chased by the track team). Anyway I was with my brothers looking at stuff when I decided they were fags and I was going to go look at stuff by myself. In a store, I noticed what appeared to be a retarded gentlemen telling his friends they all had to get out of the mall via the west entrance of the mall. All the retarded gentleman's friends agreed and headed west. When I asked why they were listening to a retard they told me he was psychic and knew bad shit was about to go down. If this had been real, I would have said "LOL these guys are listening to a tard." but since this is dreamland, I was incredibly concerned and went to find my brothers to tell them the news.

I ran as fast as I could to the last place I saw my bros. I heard Alex's voice and cried out to warn him, but not before scary dudes in black suits were pointing guns at the crowd. They told us to get on the ground, we all did. Out came the boss man. He was a tall, pale white, bald dude.

He explained, "Until we find the guy, we will kill one person an hour, and any motherfucker who talks or tries anything funny."

The dream had just become a nightmare. Surprisingly, person after person thought talking was a good idea, and they were shot. As I put my head down and thought "man, fuck the guy, he must be a prick" People all over got up and started running. The Blacksuits couldn't handle it. I elected to hide in the candle store up on the second floor till the police came and saved me. This was, in short a stupid fucking idea. awhile after I started hiding a Blacksuit lady came into the store. I kicked her gun out of her hand. She started screaming "help it's the guy, it's the guy!

To which I responded "What the fuck is a guy, no I'm not the guy, I'm not the guy.”

But she didn't feel like talking, no she punched me in the face, So I grabbed her by her hair and threw her over the ledge. I grabbed her gun and went to get the fuck out of the mall. I remembered the west entrance idea so I headed for it. The west entrance was unlocked, and full of people trying to escape. a Blacksuit with a sub machine gun was shooting up the escapees so I rolled behind a car and started shooting at him. Having never fired a pistol in my life, it was pretty amazing that I hit the Blacksuit from across a parking lot. I patted myself on the back and decided to leave.

However I could not leave because a ghost buffalo thing was blocking my path, it said "Jonah, your brothers are still in there, become the guy, save them!", I obliged the spirit guide American bison and went back into the mall. I headed up the the 2nd floor. I was near a little bank like the ones in supermarkets. Blacksuits started firing at me with automatic weapons so I jumped behind the bank desk to find 3 cops, themselves with assault rifles hiding behind the desk.

I said, "hey, what the fuck are you guys doing" to which the boss cop shrugged. I asked them to stand up and fuck up the Blacksuits with me on the count of three. 1..2...3.... The cops and I stood up and fired at the Blacksuits. Blacksuits fell like flies, I lined up the boss in my sights, and shot him in the chest. The firing stopped, The cops and I were unharmed. The cops went to go arrest the surrendering Blacksuits, and I went to take a look at the boss's corpse. The boss was still barely alive.

The Boss Said "we'll fucking get you guy"

I replied "get fucked, asshole" and shot him in his face.

After all that I decided the best way to get past all this stress was to get an ice cream bar, I opened the freezer in the store behind were the Blacksuits had been fighting and found my brothers hiding inside of it.

I said " hey guys I came to rescue you"

Colton said "sweet thanks"

As I stood there happy as a boy could be then FUCK! a member of the track team was on me and before I could run she caught me, and asked me if I really was the guy, To which I replied, "yeah baby, I am the guy."

Of course my dream didn't stop there, later I did some boring magic shit and went to dunkin doughnuts and samples of doughnuts were growing on shrubs, you know normal stuff. ,P.