You've Been pwnd
©May 10,2007 Paul L. Cooper
all rights reserved

Trollers scour comment pages
Easy pickins on cute kitty vids
Find someone to drive insane
Same as phony phone calls by kids
When someone posts a kitten so cute
Who curls herself into a cup
Just watch what happens when you respond
You'd run it over in a truck, then back up!

Patience rewards with someone sure
To freak, and say, "How cruel!
You must be a monster to even suggest…
You, you Hitler, you…you evil fool!"
You reply once more the tires are wide
Make mincemeat outta dem bones
Your goodie two shoes turns beet red
And that's when they've been pwnd (p-owned)

Why enter a polemic
That you can never win?
You will be severely dominated
From the moment you log in
Ripped from your moral high ground,
Humiliated, dethroned
Face it, buddy, you met your match
You've been completely pwnd!

pwnd, pwnd, pwnd, pwnd
Like an adulteress in a town square mob stoned
Instigating words provoke violent outrage
Can even follow you back to your home page
Successful trollers take it as a compliment
If you're riled enough to leave a nasty comment
Should you block them, and beg, "CEASE! DESIST!! Just LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
I'm LMFAO! ROFL!!! Buddy, you've been pwnd!

A young boy confronted by a friend's angry mammy
Used the voice of Dr. Phil in his computer programy
He made that mother crazy; she cursed this fake "parent" on the phone!
The whole world witnessed that flustered woman get pwnd!
A little kid plays hangman with a vid on youtube
Smiles, and butterflies, an innocent 6-year-old nOOb
Screaming Horror Face leaps out, scares him to the bone
Pooped in his pants, buddy, you been pwnd!!!

Why enter a polemic
That you can never win?
You will be utterly dominated
From the moment you log in
Ripped from your moral high ground,
Humiliated, dethroned
Face it, buddy, you met your match
You've been completely pwnd!